Votto. Coz I'm a Reds fan. And coz he is the 11th toughest player to get out in MLB history. The 8th toughest if you don't count those 3 guys ahead of him who played in the 1800s. And coz he's had more games where he got on base 4 times than games where he didn't get on base. And coz he's never popped out to 1st base in his 12 years. And he is freaking hilarious-and a little bit of a psycho