'Butch Gruden' sure beats 'Jon Jones' as a morph-name...didn't that guy talk a bunch of fellow wackos into drinking cyanide-laced Kool-aid down in Guyana? Wait, no, his first name was Jim....
Jon...I keep thinking of coaching at the college level.
buTch...You may know a little coaching but when it comes to recruiting you better pay me really well to teach you or you'll fail miserably at college ball.