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Earlier this year, our dad scientists conducted the first ever comprehensive State of the Dads study. 13,000+ dads and 3,500+ moms participated. Full results are forthcoming. But we wanted to share our findings in the field of DADISMS now, because it's so important...
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Dads are more likely than moms to use every one of the 20 Dadisms, except for ONE. "Look, horses."(when driving past horses) 63.9% of dads say it. 68.2% of moms say it.
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Study Finds 100% Of Men Would Eat Any Fruit Given To Them By A Naked Woman

WEST OF EDEN - A double-blind study conducted by angel scientists has confirmed that 100% of men would eat any fruit given to them by a naked woman. The study seems to suggest that the fall of Adam and Eve was unavoidable.

"Our results were conclusive," said the angel Gabriel, who led the study. "Of the 30,000 male test subjects we studied, we found literally 100% of them would happily accept and eat any piece of fruit handed to them by a woman who was naked. Even in cases where it wasn't fruit - or even edible - all the males gratefully accepted every single object offered and ate it with a dumb look on their face."

Gabriel then motioned to a male test subject on the other side of the glass as he happily chewed on a rubber ball that had just been handed to him by a gorgeous unclothed woman.

"See what I mean?"

Researchers say the results should serve to humble any man who thinks he would have made a different decision than Adam. "According to the science, you would have likely done the exact same thing Adam did," said Gabriel.

Women around the world started to gloat upon hearing the news until Gabriel revealed they also conducted a study showing that 100% of women can be tricked by a talking snake.
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https://www.ticketsource.us/the-babylon-bee-live/t-eajrjlj
 
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Weezer said:
I find this report lacking as it doesn't differentiate between attractive naked women and ugly naked women. Is it saying it gets the same results from ALL naked women? I don't think I believe that. Naked Rosie O'Donnell isn't getting me to eat anything.
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I ain't even looking at her other than to laugh maybe.
 
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Weezer said:
I find this report lacking as it doesn't differentiate between attractive naked women and ugly naked women. Is it saying it gets the same results from ALL naked women? I don't think I believe that. Naked Rosie O'Donnell isn't getting me to eat anything.
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What if that was the price to get her to go away or put some drawers on?
 
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Weezer said:
Why can't I just runaway and hide? Are you saying you'd eat Rosie Odonnell's fruit??
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I would only do so if it meant I didn't have to see her ever again...and it was in fact actual fruit like from a tree, and of decent quality.
 
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