School Closings / Event updates due to Snowmageddon

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#26
"Sprinkling Magic dust on Randy's offense" brought to you by CPF will be cancelled due to inclement flakes.
 
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#27
#27
Due to the sunny skies and 70 degree temps, all UNC basketball classes will be cancelled as previously scheduled....
 
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#33
#33
Due to slippery sidewalks, those attending Hugh Freeze's class "Understanding cell phone technology" can request an escort to their vehicles.....
 
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#34
#34
The Butch Jones “avoid falling on helmets” tutorial will be on an one hour delay.
 
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#36
#36
From the UT-Memphis Medical School...

The class "Diagnosing Heart Disease" taught by Dr. Lyle Jones will be postponed since all the patients had 5 star hearts....
 
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#37
#37
Botch Jones signing copies of his new book, "How to Lose the East Division even when you have Superior Talent" at Barnes and Noble has been postponed till further notice.
 
#39
#39
Mike Mularkey and Terry Robiske’s seminar on “Calling an NFL Offense Using Only A Tecmo Bowl Playsheet” will be moved to a later date.

All pre-purchased seats bought by the Browns Organization and J. Haslam will be honored.
 
#40
#40
Joe's wife said it was snowing where they live and she was expecting 8 inches....


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#46
#46
Cuonzo Martin's return presentation "How To Lick the Flu" will be on schedule.
 
#47
#47
Tony Basilio's symposium for his Jethro minions, "The Dumbest Fan Base in America Speaks Out", is on schedule. However participants must provide their own transportation as the short buses will not be running.
 
#50
#50
John Podesta's "Nothing Like a Hot Cheese Pizza with Walnut Sauce on a Cold Winter's Day" extravaganza is now back to its regular schedule.
 
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