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[joevol33]

Doesn’t understand why Burger King wouldn’t give him a Big Mac

 

[Coastypop]

Is allergic to a god time

 

[joevol33]

Likes to color princess pictures

 

[malinoisvol]

Addicted to zzzquil.

 

[joevol33]

Should know after this awful season, we’re probably all addicted to something!

 

[Tin Man]

Drinks shots of pickling brine followed by tomato juice chasers

 

[joevol33]

Is still afraid of Santa clause

 

[Coastypop]

Does not believe in Santa

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

Went all Al Franken on Mrs. Claus.

 

[malinoisvol]

Bought his car from this guy>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

[joevol33]

Still calls 900 numbers for a good time

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

Calls BR-549 for a good time.

 

[joevol33]

Tried to legally identify himself as a grasshopper

 

[Tin Man]

That's actually funny, Joe...

 

[malinoisvol]

Not funny haha. Umhmm

 

[Tin Man]

Doesn't just spell it, "Umhmm," pronounces it that way.

 

[joevol33]

Thinks the elves are out to get him

 

[Tin Man]

Goads the elves to get after me.

 

[Coastypop]

Thinks he is Santa but smells of liquor and bad cheese

 

[joevol33]

Goes ballistic when he hears jingle bells

 

[Coastypop]

Melts like a snowman in a sauna

 

[Tin Man]

Never did get that Red Ryder BB gun.

 

[Coastypop]

Is the evil Black Bart

 

[Tin Man]

Thinks it's the 19th century

 

[Coastypop]

Holds something against 19th century heroes