Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

[joevol24]

The long journey is almost over. Within an hour of boarding my flight to Chattanooga from Dallas. After what feels like two days because of layovers, I'll finally be back in Tennessee after over a year in the Philippines. The next month is gonna fly by

 

[marcusluvsvols]

Hand Job Only dolls?

You clearly dont know how @McDad uses his plastic paramoure’s.

Haley Joel Osment. (Louders stunt double/ doppelganger)

 

[Orangeburst]

mcdad trying out his new compressor

 

[marcusluvsvols]

Pretty bad shooting here in Charlotte today. 3 US Marshalls killed, 4 Charlotte cops hit and 1 in critical condition. They dont play that crap around here...apparently dude saw em coming and caught em with an AR/SKS type rifle in the yard....article says someone in the house was firing on cops too. Perp1 is dead...they will put these other 2 on death row if theres gunpowder on their hands IMO.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/29/us/officers-shot-charlotte-north-carolina/index.html

 

[Orangeburst]

 

[JOEY’S ALL VOL !!!]

You should never be inconvenienced like that. A man of your advanced aged should be able to play through.

You good natured but cold hearted bastard you.

 

[McDad]

View attachment 637670

This is the most accurate depiction of me with my new compressor.

 

[Orangeburst]

Aidoo to Arkansas

 

[Weezer]

This is the most accurate depiction of me with my new compressor.

Just remember, it's not safe to stick that hose in ANY of your body's orifices.

 

[McDad]

Just remember, it's not safe to stick that hose in ANY of your body's orifices.

That's a myth to prevent people like me from having good, clean fun.

 

[Weezer]

That's a myth to prevent people like me from having good, clean fun.

Don't come crying here when you damage your prostate.




On second thought, do come crying here. It'll be worth the laugh.

 

[hog88]

Well that’s baseball.

 

[McDad]

I don't know why this Spring is worse, but the allergies are kicking my butt. I normally just go through a couple of weeks with itchy eyes. A nuisance at worst. This year I got congestion, cough, sore throat and it's getting into my lungs a bit in addition to feeling like ive got sand in my eyes. No fever so don't think it's covid or something more serious. But my patience is running out.

 

[LouderVol]

well I got a very not fun, and scary phone call.

Got a call claiming to be from Amazon web services about a computer I ordered to an address in New York. I don't have an address in new york. but also the card they listed isn't one of mine either.

I am going to call the main Amazon line when they open up in a few minutes, and see if I get the same story. I may have just found out my identity has been stolen. fun times ahead.

 

[hog88]

I don't know why this Spring is worse, but the allergies are kicking my butt. I normally just go through a couple of weeks with itchy eyes. A nuisance at worst. This year I got congestion, cough, sore throat and it's getting into my lungs a bit in addition to feeling like ive got sand in my eyes. No fever so don't think it's covid or something more serious. But my patience is running out.

Sounds more like nerditis than allergies.

 

[McDad]

Sounds more like nerditis than allergies.

Im gonna show up at your work and snot all over you

 

[hog88]

Im gonna show up at your work and snot all over you

My wife is providing all the snot I need at the moment. She's having the same nerditis symptoms as you.

Is there something I should know???

 

[McDad]

My wife is providing all the snot I need at the moment. She's having the same nerditis symptoms as you.

Is there something I should know???

Yes. You SHOULD know but somehow you remain blissfully unaware.

 

[hog88]

Yes. You SHOULD know but somehow you remain blissfully unaware.

I prefer to be blissfully unaware.

 

[McDad]

I prefer to be blissfully unaware.

Truth. I mean at a certain point in a marriage the ability to track and be in the know just isn't worth it anymore.

I feel that way about he 600 amazon packages we get every week.

 

[McDad]

well I got a very not fun, and scary phone call.

Got a call claiming to be from Amazon web services about a computer I ordered to an address in New York. I don't have an address in new york. but also the card they listed isn't one of mine either.

I am going to call the main Amazon line when they open up in a few minutes, and see if I get the same story. I may have just found out my identity has been stolen. fun times ahead.

Brother, I hope not. Such a pain in the butt to remediate.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

well I got a very not fun, and scary phone call.

Got a call claiming to be from Amazon web services about a computer I ordered to an address in New York. I don't have an address in new york. but also the card they listed isn't one of mine either.

I am going to call the main Amazon line when they open up in a few minutes, and see if I get the same story. I may have just found out my identity has been stolen. fun times ahead.

^ 100% paid for porn.

 

[Carl Pickens]

 

[Grand Vol]

Well that backfired...

 

[Weezer]

I don't know why this Spring is worse, but the allergies are kicking my butt. I normally just go through a couple of weeks with itchy eyes. A nuisance at worst. This year I got congestion, cough, sore throat and it's getting into my lungs a bit in addition to feeling like ive got sand in my eyes. No fever so don't think it's covid or something more serious. But my patience is running out.

Are you sure it's allergies? Maybe Louder gave you an STD?