Neyland I (Formerly known as Gruden Thread)

[luthervol]

Random observation: 83% of GA fans chew gum with their mouths open.

 

[Los-Osis]

Nah, I can handle myself. Plus, much like Sara, I’m always legally packing. Haha

Hey Lexi, when are you moving back to Gods country?

 

[jctenn1]

Thoughts on staff so far?

I really like what he is doing...
He is putting together a staff than CBJ could only dream of having...
I believe with this staff we could win 8 or 9 games next year easily..
We are going to look like a REAL FOOTBALL TEAM again..
GBO

 

[VFLnSFD]

Random observation: 83% of GA fans chew gum with their mouths open.

LSU fans smell like corndogs.

Bama fans say "aight" between each statement.

South Carolina students leave at half time regardless.




This is a fun game....

 

[SHOWOFF]

LSU fans smell like corndogs.

Bama fans say "aight" between each statement.

South Carolina students leave at half time regardless.




This is a fun game....

Florida fans smell like busch light and denim

 

[Specks]

Is that for real?

If so, I want to play for that man. Dang. That was good.

He’s a paid member at VQ so I assume it is. I thought it was premium content.

I hope it’s real. I liked it.

 

[Specks]

What’s it say? I can’t read it on my phone.

Way too much to type. Does it help if you click on the attachment and zoom a little?

 

[SLICKYINC]

Way too much to type. Does it help if you click on the attachment and zoom a little?

Man that's just way to blurry to read. Do us a solid and go ahead and type that out aight.

 

[Leximax]

Way too much to type. Does it help if you click on the attachment and zoom a little?

I found a version on Twitter. You’re right: no way to summarize that! I hope that’s true. It choked me up. I swear, I’ve cried more about football in the past 2 weeks than I ever have...and the season is over!

 

[Charlie Kelly]

I tried to put the kabosh on it for the sake of the board...I’m promise! That being said, where’s Charlie?

He's around, thanks for asking. Cooking for a party tonight so my hands are a little tied up.

Ape's in jail?? What happened??

 

[Nuctech777]

Anyone else see this? SIAP a friend just sent this to me. From VQ I believe.

What the hell did I just read!! My blood is boiling and I’m ready to run through a brick wall! I wasn’t ready for that. Now I’m all fired up at work and may just tackle the next person I see!

 

[TheRealSmokey]

HOW do you know I’m not an 80-year old obese man who knows the real lexi and where she went to law school. 😜

Nooo... no more sources and insiders!

 

[Behr]

Bad look if he goes that route.

Like it matters. Hell, he ain't doing anything right now like getting his other team ready for the playoffs, get him hired and put his Ass to work.

 

[Grand Vol]

Good to see you, Behr. Everything work out with that family emergency?

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

Florida fans smell like busch light and denim

I think we lead the conference in hairy-lipped females. Girls, if you can see those hairs in the mirror so can the rest of us. Those razors you buy for your legs also work on faces.

 

[VolInNorthCack]

Thoughts on staff so far?

Edit: lol. quoted wrong post...

 

[SHOWOFF]

How about the opening game in Charlotte? epper:

Haha. I'm in!

 

[Behr]

Good to see you, Behr. Everything work out with that family emergency?

Wasabi GV.

Wasn't a family emergency, just a mutual friend I was very close to for about 15 years (boss/business parter) passed away with a brain tumor. I had no idea. Just wasn't in the mood for VN. You know, just a funky feeling.

Anyway, thanks for asking.

 

[TenUhSee]

Florida fans smell like busch light and denim

 

[VolInNorthCack]

LSU fans smell like corndogs.

Bama fans say "aight" between each statement.

South Carolina students leave at half time regardless.




This is a fun game....

Florida fans throw piss bombs on opposing fans!

 

[SHOWOFF]

I think we lead the conference in hairy-lipped females. Girls, if you can see those hairs in the mirror so can the rest of us. Those razors you buy for your legs also work on faces.

I beg to differ. Bama may hold that one. Well, they hold the female hairy armpit one for sure.

Bama fans also smell like Spike 80DF. Too soon?

 

[TenUhSee]

a "10" in Bama is only a "2" in Tennessee

 

[kemotoe]

coach pruitt changed his twitter account now it's Orange so that's a good thing

Beware looking at his twitter feed will make you sick to your stomach. Best to avoid that until it changes for the better.

 

[SportsVol]

Ok ok. While I’m flattered, I don’t need to perceived as the volnation trollop, especially since I’m trying to move back to East Tennessee and am looking for jobs there. I’m smarter than I am pretty, guys. Plus, I’m really a pain in the ***.

So...how ‘bout them Vols?!

Great recovery there Lexi. Oh btw, tats seem to fit in nicely at Knox County Juvenile. If the tat stories are true you'd fit in well.

 

[TenUhSee]