The Reverend
(In homage to The Minister of Defense)
How about "Leader of the Orange Crush"!
The best nicknames are the ones people earn and make no sense to us as fans. His team mates will give him his nickname if he is to have one.
Remember "Cheese?" that nickname made no sense to me for the longest time but the team embraced it and so did I.
This is the best post. Nicknames are earned. I was going to post this but scanned first. Glad someone else believes this.