volsgal07
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My Nana sent these to me, and I thought I'd share them!
The owner of a golf course in Alabama was confused about paying
an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some
mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from
The University of Alabama and I need some help. If I were to
give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything
but my earrings."
You gotta love those Alabama women.
A senior at Alabama was overheard saying .. "when the end
of the world comes, I hope to be in Alabama."
When asked why, he replied he'd rather be in Alabama
because everything happens in Alabama 20 years later than
in the rest of the civilized world.
The owner of a golf course in Alabama was confused about paying
an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some
mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from
The University of Alabama and I need some help. If I were to
give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything
but my earrings."
You gotta love those Alabama women.
A senior at Alabama was overheard saying .. "when the end
of the world comes, I hope to be in Alabama."
When asked why, he replied he'd rather be in Alabama
because everything happens in Alabama 20 years later than
in the rest of the civilized world.