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[KnoxRealtorVOL]

Jones: When's the last time you beat Florida?

Stoops: 1986.

Jones: See, I keep telling them 2004 really ain't that bad.

Jones: So apparently Florida gets the luxury of not having a play clock on field goals.

Stoops: I know, right?!

 

[Jxn Vol]

Mark, you forgot to button the top one.

 

[LittleVol]

Jones: When's the last time you beat Florida?

Stoops: 1986.

Jones: See, I keep telling them 2004 really ain't that bad.

ouch!

 

[Catbone]

Jones: So apparently Florida gets the luxury of not having a play clock on field goals.

Stoops: I know, right?!

Great I'm going to be sick again

 

[pismonque]

"She's got huge... tracts of land."

 

[MrBiggles]

Sorry Mark, if I want a recruit anywhere in America, he's coming to Knoxville!

 

[Volsfaninva917]

Jones: When's the last time you beat Florida?

Stoops: 1986.

Jones: See, I keep telling them 2004 really ain't that bad.

I laughed

 

[VFL-82-JP]

"...but Mark, the thing is, we're Tennessee, and you're Kentucky. We all have our roles in life. Ours is to kick your ass every year. Yours is to take it. Now I have a young kid on staff, he could kick your ass all by himself, yeah that's him right behind you, don't look, you might piss him off. He could kick your ass, Mark. I could kick your ass. That guy with the funny striped hat could kick your ass. So that's what we're gonna do, is kick your ass every year.

"Oh, and loving the blue checkerboard end zones."

 

[Biopsyman]

Ky girls are easy

 

[CroKev]

gauhoonas?:unsure:

Look down. :hi:

 

[photovol]

But you must embrace the process.....

 

[VolUpInCumming]

'and the mechanic says, "Looks like you blew a seal"
then the penguin says......."Naw, its just a little ice cream".

 

[VeryBest]

Jones: When's the last time you beat Florida?

Stoops: 1986.

Jones: See, I keep telling them 2004 really ain't that bad.

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[OrangeMagic]

I laughed

I didn't

 

[patrick]

Jones --- The "Power of One" is "Critical" to finding "The Energy Bus".

Stoops --- What the $#@#?

 

[Rockytoptn83]

I know he's your brother, but you have to admit Bob is a little b*%^h.

 

[smittysmitt3434]

"Mark, the key to winning is playing a receiver at quarterback!" (Still bitter!!!)

 

[ptcarter]

'and the mechanic says, "Looks like you blew a seal"
then the penguin says.........

Ha...and if I can find my keys, we'll DRIVE out!

 

[Dougie_D]

I'll say it again...If you want to be part of this staff, you have to give us the inside track against your brother.

 

[nooganocker]

"and Coach Saban is talking about quality and he picks up this basket and he's talking about quality and fine details on this basket and he says "we really do weave them underwater you know".

 

[ptcarter]

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[rekinhavoc]

So at media days I had to give the little guy a boost up on the toilet seat. He sat there with his little feet dangling and that sour look he always has. Little prick didn't even thank me.

 

[Iam4utalways]

"KY" that's a type of.......never mind.

 

[1orangews6]

"This is how big our boys are going to look from yours and the rest of the SEC's view in the near future."

 

[Flounder]

"Mark, your wife's butt is so firm, maybe she'll let you squeeze it sometime"