UTblood4life
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Okay, so Bama is like the Lannisters: most powerful clan around, but everyone hates them. And they suck.
Kentucky is the Starks: nice folks, everyone likes them, but they die at a prodigious rate. Horrible life expectancy.
Tennessee is like the Targaryen chick: been through some personal Dark Ages lately, recently been over in a quiet corner trying to get their crap together; coming back with dragons!
Vandy is the Greyjoys: bunch of idiots who aspire to much loftier perches than they can actually attain.
The Baratheons are Auburn: used to be very powerful, now just look confused most of the time. The world has passed them by.
Georgia are the Tyrells: you get the sense that they ought to be a WHOLE lot more powerful than they really are, there's a grunt-ton of potential there. They just don't seem to make as much of it as they could.
Florida are like Baelish: powerful, in a slimy way, everything about them seems to scream slight of hand.
And so on.
This doesn't explain how VolNation reacts when the SEC comes up, not at all, but I hope it helps you get your GoT fix for the day.
Go Vols!
lol great breakdown man! Somebody with the skills needs to get a pic of the Blonde chicks 3 dragons and put Dobbs, Hurd and Kamara's faces on them for the 3 headed monster 😂Okay, so Bama is like the Lannisters: most powerful clan around, but everyone hates them. And they suck.
Kentucky is the Starks: nice folks, everyone likes them, but they die at a prodigious rate. Horrible life expectancy.
Tennessee is like the Targaryen chick: been through some personal Dark Ages lately, recently been over in a quiet corner trying to get their crap together; coming back with dragons!
Vandy is the Greyjoys: bunch of idiots who aspire to much loftier perches than they can actually attain.
The Baratheons are Auburn: used to be very powerful, now just look confused most of the time. The world has passed them by.
Georgia are the Tyrells: you get the sense that they ought to be a WHOLE lot more powerful than they really are, there's a grunt-ton of potential there. They just don't seem to make as much of it as they could.
Florida are like Baelish: powerful, in a slimy way, everything about them seems to scream slight of hand.
And so on.
This doesn't explain how VolNation reacts when the SEC comes up, not at all, but I hope it helps you get your GoT fix for the day.
Go Vols!
Okay, so there aren't just two sorts of people in VolNation, there are 5 1/2:
the McCoys (lots of them);
the Spocks (lots of them, too, but fewer);
the Scotties (just a few of them, led by Ed);
the Kirks (just a handful of us, too, devilishly handsome and always right);
the Uhuras (RockyTop is one of these, though she doesn't know it);
and the folks who have no clue what we're talking about.
Go Vols!