Bad jokes. Dad jokes and whatnot

[Weezer]

A 3 legged dog walks into a bar and tells the bartender, I'm looking for the man that shot my paw.

 

[Weezer]

 

[Behr]

 

[Behr]

 

[Behr]

 

[Behr]

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

My daughter loves the husky meme jokes.

 

[Behr]

My daughter loves the husky meme jokes.

Saw one that said...Relationships are like farts, if you have to force it, its probably chit.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Saw one that said...Relationships are like farts, if you have to force it, its probably chit.

I've seen that one before

 

[rocytop2624]

Did you hear about the man that got his left side cut off?

 

[joevol33]

Did you hear about the man that got his left side cut off?

Do tell us

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Did you hear about the man that got his left side cut off?

Well???????????

 

[hmanvolfan]

He was right all the time.

 

[rocytop2624]

Did you hear about the man that got his left side cut off?

He is all right now.

 

[larjoranj]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To prove to the possum it can be done.

She heard there was a man laying bricks on the other side

 

[Behr]

^^^^Winner^^^^

 

[rocytop2624]

^^^^Winner^^^^

What you get when a brown chicken and a brown cow make out?

 

[rocytop2624]

Brownchickenbrowncow

 

[Behr]

Tie.

 

[Souce]

@Behr

Roses are red
Violets are blue
The smell of **** reminds me of you.

 

[Behr]

@Behr

Roses are red
Violets are blue
The smell of **** reminds me of you.

Blue as berry
Red as a brick
Come over here an....never mind.

 

[Souce]

Blue as berry
Red as a brick
Come over here an....never mind.

 

[Behr]

Lol.

She means it.

 

[NEVolFan]

A woman and her 12-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Detroit. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings. "Mom," said the boy, "what are all those women doing?"
"They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," she replied.
The taxi driver turns around and says, "Geez lady, why don't you tell him the truth? They're hookers, boy! They have sex with men for money."
The little boy's eyes get wide and he says, "Is that true Mom?" His mother, glaring hard at the driver, answers "Yes."
After a few minutes the kid asks, "Mom, if those women have babies, what happens to them?"
She said, "Most of them become taxi drivers."

 

[NEVolFan]

A man was riding on a full bus minding his own business when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breast-feed her baby. The baby wouldn't take it so she said, "Come on sweetie, eat it all up or I'll have to give it to this nice man next to us."
Five minutes later the baby was still not feeding, so she said, "Come on, honey. Take it or I'll give it to this nice man here."
A few minutes later the anxious man blurted out, "Come on kid. Make up your mind! I was supposed to get off four stops ago!"