Babylon Bee thread.

[Bigun]

Post your best BB posts here as they have come on with their stinging satire.........although Liberals and mega church pastors do make the job pretty easy for them.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

Post your best BB posts here as they have come on with their stinging satire.........although Liberals and mega church pastors do make the job pretty easy for them.

If Bernie wins the election for president we'll have to listen to the 2024 debates on battery powered AM radio.

 

[joevol33]

I had a die hard liberal friend on Facebook make a post about trump supporters sharing fake news. 2 hours later she shared a story from the Babylon bee. I tried telling her it was sattire, but her and one of her friends "assured me" it was true.

 

[Bigun]

 

[Bigun]

 

[Vol737]

I had a die hard liberal friend on Facebook make a post about trump supporters sharing fake news. 2 hours later she shared a story from the Babylon bee. I tried telling her it was sattire, but her and one of her friends "assured me" it was true.

Joe needs new friends!

 

[Bigun]

 

[Orange_Crush]

 

[Orange_Crush]

 

[McDad]

That one is true. It is about me.

 

[n_huffhines]

That one is true. It is about me.

In my dreams, I am faithful to my wife (it happens because I don't realize it's not real, it's the damndest thing). In my wife's dreams, I am not faithful to her. So not only am I missing out on the freebies, I gotta deal with her weird, fake news feelings.

 

[McDad]

In my dreams, I am faithful to my wife (it happens because I don't realize it's not real, it's the damndest thing). In my wife's dreams, I am not faithful to her. So not only am I missing out on the freebies, I gotta deal with her weird, fake news feelings.

Same. I got the quiet treatment and cold shoulder for 2 days one time because I cheated on her in her dream. She was legit po'd at me. I assume she never dreams about me being wonderful to her.

 

[Orange_Crush]

I assume she never dreams about me being wonderful to her.

She doesn't have to.

 

[McDad]

She doesn't have to.

smooth.

 

[hog88]

Same. I got the quiet treatment and cold shoulder for 2 days one time because I cheated on her in her dream. She was legit po'd at me. I assume she never dreams about me being wonderful to her.

Been there suffered that.

 

[Only_1_OK]

I'm already the man of my wife's dreams and she would never settle for second best.

 

[McDad]

I'm already the man of my wife's dreams and she would never settle for second best.

She told me the same as we left the hotel. Sweet gal.

 

[Only_1_OK]

She told me the same as we left the hotel. Sweet gal.

Can you do me a favor and move my slippers under your bed? I don't want you tripping on them when you get home.

 

[Only_1_OK]

 

[allvol123]

This is great. I now have a visual of LG.

 

[AirVol]

I'm already the man of my wife's dreams and she would never settle for second best.

GrandVol, you get married?

 

[Only_1_OK]

GrandVol, you get married?

What does Grandvol mean?

 

[DancingOutlaw]

I’ve had to deal with this more than once.
“I can’t believe you cheated on me.”
“In YOUR dream?”
“Yes!”
“I’m going to Lowe’s.”

 

[n_huffhines]

What does Grandvol mean?

Lol

 

[FLVOL_79]

In my dreams, I am faithful to my wife (it happens because I don't realize it's not real, it's the damndest thing). In my wife's dreams, I am not faithful to her. So not only am I missing out on the freebies, I gotta deal with her weird, fake news feelings.

Posts like these make me glad to not be married.