Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[Wickerhead]

Stop it!

Sorry squirrel. That was only 14. I forgot about dropping a chicken wing and losing count.

 

[Wickerhead]

Ron,
Is the storm calming down now. I know there was large hail, damaging winds and frequent cloud to ground lightning for sometime.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,
Is the storm calming down now. I know there was large hail, damaging winds and frequent cloud to ground lightning for sometime.

That was 2 days ago. Yes, you can come out of the basement.

 

[Wickerhead]

That was 2 days ago. Yes, you can come out of the basement.

Boon!

 

[joevol33]

Ron,
Should I go over the rules about the remote with my wife again, or just hide it?

 

[northknoxvol]

Have you seen those apple bottom jeans with the fur?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,
Should I go over the rules about the remote with my wife again, or just hide it?

Just savagely beat her with the remote on a daily basis. Eventually, she will develop a complex with regard to the remote and never want to be around it. Much like Pavlov's dog, but in reverse.

 

[joevol33]

Just savagely beat her with the remote on a daily basis. Eventually, she will develop a complex with regard to the remote and never want to be around it. Much like Pavlov's dog, but in reverse.

Haha

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Vol in ar

 

[Wickerhead]

Dear almighty Ron,
If I return home will it be ok or do I need to expect another **** outbreak.
Just asking
Your friend Wicker.

 

[Weezer]

Whisker, I have told you all will be well. Do you not trust me? I will ride with you. I get lots of ****, so I make a good shield.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Dear almighty Ron,
If I return home will it be ok or do I need to expect another **** outbreak.
Just asking
Your friend Wicker.

First of all, never listen to anything Weezer says. Here in the medical community, the technical term for his mental condition is "crazy".

Secondly, you should go home and kick the damn door down.

 

[Weezer]

First of all, never listen to anything Weezer says. Here in the medical community, the technical term for his mental condition is "crazy".

Secondly, you should go home and kick the damn door down.

Ron, that is hurtful. If I had feelings, I might cry. Thankfully, years of self-abuse have taken those useless "feelings" away from me. But in the end, I take satisfaction in knowing you agree with me. Is that a feeling?

 

[vol_in_ar]

Vol in ar

nice
I'm going over for a quick day trip tomorrow, and will have lunch there before I leave

Glad you stopped in

 

[Wickerhead]

First of all, never listen to anything Weezer says. Here in the medical community, the technical term for his mental condition is "crazy".

Secondly, you should go home and kick the damn door down.

I'm returning home tonight.
Bolo

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I'm returning home tonight.
Bolo

Strap a GoPro to your chest and live stream your arrival.

 

[Behr]

What did Arian Foster do? Admit his personal feelings?

The professional drama queens that are our American media have made both of these stories much more than they should be.

Why are you getting serious on me Ron? You mad bro?

 

[joevol33]

Ron,
Should I hate the player, or the game?

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

Meh,

Two parter.

Who's in charge of this shizz in here and how big a boy are they? I prefer to avoid getting curb stomped whenever possible.

Hugs!

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

P.S.
If I tell you I'm gone hafta kill you isn't the answer that I'm seeking.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,
Should I hate the player, or the game?

Both. Hate on other people as much as you can. It will eventually wear on their self-esteem. In the long term, you will eventually have them eating out of your hand. Metaphorically speaking, of course. Don't actually hand feed people. That's weird.

 

[joevol33]

Both. Hate on other people as much as you can. It will eventually wear on their self-esteem. In the long term, you will eventually have them eating out of your hand. Metaphorically speaking, of course. Don't actually hand feed people. That's weird.

Good stuff!

 

[Wickerhead]

Ron
Should I enroll in a anger management class or just show my ass.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron
Should I enroll in a anger management class or just show my ass.

Why would you limit yourself? Do both. Don't let THE MAN tell you what is acceptable and what isn't.

 

[vol_in_ar]

#fighttheman