Pocket Presents: something all great quarterbacks have in abundance.
Book it: a sure fire way to ensure the opposite happens when used at the end of a statement.
Year Zero: a mythical year observed by certain coaches wherein nothing is accomplished, but that's ok because it didn't really count anyway.
Bucket of Bulbs: frequently the first victim of a VFL's ire being raised. It could be a disastrous outcome to a game, the loss of a recruit, or even a single play gone wrong for the more inebriated among us.