Right there with ya, buddy. And for anyone who is interested; the last time I was on call on a holiday I ended up spending all night in a coal mine. Not all IT is just "pushing a button!"
You are underestimating Fulmer's Machiavellian genius. You see, this is all part of a long con dating back to 2008. Fulmer was tired of coaching and decided he wanted to be the AD. He tanked the season and then conspired to get Kiffin hired. Then, just one year later, he orchestrated the...