Recent content by egotisticalmoron

i will tear up some putt putt.

you're just used to living that upper class life.

eh, just not as much we werent talking about putt putt.

just keep using those woods to tee off with. doesnt hurt a thing.

YOU! drive in tonight and we'll play tomorrow morning.

i seriously have had my vokey out one time in two months swinging it around. the foursome we had going last year completely split up, i think two of them arent playing at all anymore. i dont like playing 18 by myself.

i should play 18 in the morning. i know i wont feel like it, but i should anyway.

did you even notice he said 'i've moved on', inferring that he's moved on from me?!?! to another guy. i think it's time for his closet door to open.

he wishes he could be me.

i kno dat me n ur mom uslly dnt wear pants.

im tired.

you complain a lot more than she does. believe me.

i can do whatever i want. i'm an american with a toby keith mentality.

mania, when i get to 19,999...im leaving forever.

i benched 560 the other day, my arms are exhausted.