TruthTeller
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Welcome sports fans, intelligencers, model citizens, and oh yea, all you vol people!
Today marks the beginning of the end. Its been an extremely lucky season thus far. Not only were you lucky to have the big glasses officiating crew (who live in TN, check it out), but you also were lucky enough to have a good excuse for losing these last 2 games. Your quarterbackies were hurt. Forgetting that Clausen is a quarterback. Forgetting he was your chosen one entering spring practice. Forgetting he has the college footballs greatest 24 backs running behind him even though full potential has not been reached yet on 23 of them. (oh yea and mun-yoyo blocking)
But I, the truth teller, and your ONLY SOURCE OF REALITY in this volnation world u have created to avoid reality, do hereby tell you.
DONT EVEN try to come in here after 9 pm (only realist would know it is over by half-time), and start giving the same old tired excuses you overstimulated hopefuls always give.
EXAMPLE: We didnt have our first or second quarterback.
If you use this one, I the Truthteller, am here to remind you that when u backed into the national championship, you played a team without their first string or second string quarterback.
EXAMPLE: Randy Sanders blew another one.
If you use this one, I the Truthteller am here to remind you cant have it both ways. Either he won you nine and lost four, or he lost four and won nine. But he didnt lose four and everyone else but him win nine. Get a life. Blaming him at this point in the career of your short decade of above .500 ball is really, well un realistic. (like thats ever stopped you or motivated you to think)
EXAMPLE: Well we had a good year anyway
If you use this one, I the Truthteller am here to remind you that you didnt have a good year. Since when do u non-football understanding vol masses admit 4 losses are a good year. My point, my realistic and proven point all the while, has been that FullerPhil gets you guys all hyped up to expect an SEC championship, a national championship, a Heisman trophy winner, and a Super Bowl. But in the end, you still cant spell citrus with UT. Always has been (save the year u faced a third stringer at QB) and always will be.
So I say to you. Be men. Let your women be men. Stand up and come back in here at 9 pm and say,
WE SUK
OUR DEFENSE COULDNT STOP A BABY FROM BLOWING IN ITS DIAPER
WE COULDNT HAVE A 200 YARD RUSHER IF WE GREW A THREE-LEGGED BACK (and waived the eligibility requirements of a 200 sat to enter ut)
WE BOW TO CADILAC WHO SHUNNED US FOUR YEARS AGO
WE ADMIT THAT WE ARE A SECOND TIER TEAM (in a one tier conference)
WE HAVE A LONG WAY TO GO BEFORE WE SEE THE SEC CHAMPIONSHP TROPHY.
Be men. Realistic men. Cause if you can be men until spring, it all starts again when fullerphil says that the new freshman class is the best class ever at ut and the Super Bowl is in reach, as well as a 4 straight undefeated seasons.
Tick Tock
The reality check is on the way
Today marks the beginning of the end. Its been an extremely lucky season thus far. Not only were you lucky to have the big glasses officiating crew (who live in TN, check it out), but you also were lucky enough to have a good excuse for losing these last 2 games. Your quarterbackies were hurt. Forgetting that Clausen is a quarterback. Forgetting he was your chosen one entering spring practice. Forgetting he has the college footballs greatest 24 backs running behind him even though full potential has not been reached yet on 23 of them. (oh yea and mun-yoyo blocking)
But I, the truth teller, and your ONLY SOURCE OF REALITY in this volnation world u have created to avoid reality, do hereby tell you.
DONT EVEN try to come in here after 9 pm (only realist would know it is over by half-time), and start giving the same old tired excuses you overstimulated hopefuls always give.
EXAMPLE: We didnt have our first or second quarterback.
If you use this one, I the Truthteller, am here to remind you that when u backed into the national championship, you played a team without their first string or second string quarterback.
EXAMPLE: Randy Sanders blew another one.
If you use this one, I the Truthteller am here to remind you cant have it both ways. Either he won you nine and lost four, or he lost four and won nine. But he didnt lose four and everyone else but him win nine. Get a life. Blaming him at this point in the career of your short decade of above .500 ball is really, well un realistic. (like thats ever stopped you or motivated you to think)
EXAMPLE: Well we had a good year anyway
If you use this one, I the Truthteller am here to remind you that you didnt have a good year. Since when do u non-football understanding vol masses admit 4 losses are a good year. My point, my realistic and proven point all the while, has been that FullerPhil gets you guys all hyped up to expect an SEC championship, a national championship, a Heisman trophy winner, and a Super Bowl. But in the end, you still cant spell citrus with UT. Always has been (save the year u faced a third stringer at QB) and always will be.
So I say to you. Be men. Let your women be men. Stand up and come back in here at 9 pm and say,
WE SUK
OUR DEFENSE COULDNT STOP A BABY FROM BLOWING IN ITS DIAPER
WE COULDNT HAVE A 200 YARD RUSHER IF WE GREW A THREE-LEGGED BACK (and waived the eligibility requirements of a 200 sat to enter ut)
WE BOW TO CADILAC WHO SHUNNED US FOUR YEARS AGO
WE ADMIT THAT WE ARE A SECOND TIER TEAM (in a one tier conference)
WE HAVE A LONG WAY TO GO BEFORE WE SEE THE SEC CHAMPIONSHP TROPHY.
Be men. Realistic men. Cause if you can be men until spring, it all starts again when fullerphil says that the new freshman class is the best class ever at ut and the Super Bowl is in reach, as well as a 4 straight undefeated seasons.
Tick Tock
The reality check is on the way