95 Challenges the Mods to a Fight

[508mikey]

I don’t cook so it doesn’t matter; your mother’s legend is safe.

Is that you in the avi or an employee of the Mouses Ear, askin for a friend

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Is that you in the avi or an employee of the Mouses Ear, askin for a friend

Both.

 

[Leximax]

Is that you in the avi or an employee of the Mouses Ear, askin for a friend

It’s me. I didn’t know using your own photo was frowned upon but now I’m not changing it out of principle. I don’t work the pole. But your friend may wish he hadn’t said that should he ever have to face me in a court room. I’ll let your friend determine whether that means I’m a criminal, a judge, or an attorney. Or maybe some combination of the foregoing.

 

[Leximax]

Both.

Ha. It’s slightly funnier when you’re insulting.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Ha. It’s slightly funnier when you’re insulting.

Ron is always insulting

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ha. It’s slightly funnier when you’re insulting.

Insult? Those are hard working girls trying to work themselves through phlebotomy school.

 

[Leximax]

Insult? Those are hard working girls trying to work themselves through phlebotomy school.

Wow, of all the lap dances I’ve gotten at the mouse’s ear, not a phlebotomist in the bunch. But a handful of pre-med and pre-law students.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

So, is Lexi a girl or not? I can't keep up with all these rules about internet girls not being girls.

 

[Weezer]

It’s me. I didn’t know using your own photo was frowned upon but now I’m not changing it out of principle. I don’t work the pole. But your friend may wish he hadn’t said that should he ever have to face me in a court room. I’ll let your friend determine whether that means I’m a criminal, a judge, or an attorney. Or maybe some combination of the foregoing.

So you're into women? I can respect that, as long as you're not one of those militaristic types. They scare me.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

I thought all women scared you Weezy.

 

[Weezer]

Wow, of all the lap dances I’ve gotten at the mouse’s ear, not a phlebotomist in the bunch. But a handful of pre-med and pre-law students.

Did you work there when you were pre-law?

 

[Weezer]

I thought all women scared you Weezy.

Only when their penises are bigger than mine, or I feel like they might have the Lorena Bobbit gene. Every man should worry about the LB gene.

 

[Weezer]

So does this Charlie character know what he's getting into with 95? You don't mess with 600 lbs of Swede-Korean on a monster scooter. Waffle House champion three years running.

 

[Leximax]

So you're into women? I can respect that, as long as you're not one of those militaristic types. They scare me.

Where did you get that idea? Nope, I’m not into women.

 

[508mikey]

Where did you get that idea? Nope, I’m not into women.

Just dancing bears ?

 

[Weezer]

Where did you get that idea? Nope, I’m not into women.

Said you didn't work the pole. Is that not code? Now I'm even more confused.

 

[Leximax]

Did you work there when you were pre-law?

Nope! TGI Fridays back when the servers had to wear all the flair. And there’s really no such thing as pre-law.

 

[Weezer]

Just dancing bears ?

Dancing bears are sexy. Don't judge, dammit.

 

[Leximax]

Said you didn't work the pole. Is that not code? Now I'm even more confused.

Hahahaha. I meant I didn’t work the stripper pole at the mouse’s ear. My bad.

 

[Weezer]

I forget that I don't use my panda avi here.

 

[Leximax]

So, is Lexi a girl or not? I can't keep up with all these rules about internet girls not being girls.

Lexi is a girl.

 

[Weezer]

I went to a strip club in Cleveland once. It had a jungle gym above the stage. Girl wasn't that attractive, but damn, she was nimble.

 

[Weezer]

Lexi is a girl.

Naturally, or man-made?

 

[Leximax]

So does this Charlie character know what he's getting into with 95? You don't mess with 600 lbs of Swede-Korean on a monster scooter. Waffle House champion three years running.

No, someone else called us into this thread, much to everyone’s chagrine, I’m sure. We’re lost and Charlie is at work. In sum:

I have no frame of reference here....I’m like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie. I’m out of my element here, Donny.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

It’s me. I didn’t know using your own photo was frowned upon but now I’m not changing it out of principle. I don’t work the pole. But your friend may wish he hadn’t said that should he ever have to face me in a court room. I’ll let your friend determine whether that means I’m a criminal, a judge, or an attorney. Or maybe some combination of the foregoing.

I’ll go with court reporter.