The Christian Taliban

Not quite.

Even if, like me, one accepts all of these as the miraculous work of God, science has proven that, miracle or not, Creation didn't happen 6,000 years ago.

Science hasn't ruled out the resurrection, nativity, or walking on water.

So, one is impossible, while the others are improbable.

I wonder why someone would try to estimate the age of Earth using a biblical timetable. How could they possibly know the amount of time in Eden. The time between Adam and the flood. Isn't the written record of Gilgamesh 10,000 years old?
 
I wonder why someone would try to estimate the age of Earth using a biblical timetable. How could they possibly know the amount of time in Eden. The time between Adam and the flood. Isn't the written record of Gilgamesh 10,000 years old?

Yep on Gilgamesh.
 
I wonder why someone would try to estimate the age of Earth using a biblical timetable. How could they possibly know the amount of time in Eden. The time between Adam and the flood. Isn't the written record of Gilgamesh 10,000 years old?

There are multiple timelines of Biblical lineages throughout Scripture. The first one appears in Genesis 5 and traces the first several generations of mankind starting with Adam and ending with the sons of Noah. You put all of them together, and Adam showed up a little more than 4,000 years before Christ. A literal creationist viewpoint doesn't leave much in the way of wiggle room.
 
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There are multiple timelines of Biblical lineages throughout Scripture. The first one appears in Genesis 5 and traces the first several generations of mankind starting with Adam and ending with the sons of Noah. You put all of them together, and Adam showed up a little more than 4,000 years before Christ. A literal creationist viewpoint doesn't leave much in the way of wiggle room.

I understand the mathematics. I question the methodology. I think the generation is thought to be 30 years. Abraham didn't produce offspring at 30. The 6,000 year figure is obviously incorrect.
Imo, just another example of Christians doing a disservice to God by trying to figure things God didn't say instead of focusing on the things He did say.
 
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There are multiple timelines of Biblical lineages throughout Scripture. The first one appears in Genesis 5 and traces the first several generations of mankind starting with Adam and ending with the sons of Noah. You put all of them together, and Adam showed up a little more than 4,000 years before Christ. A literal creationist viewpoint doesn't leave much in the way of wiggle room.

And keep in mind, this is with the ages given of people living 600 to 900+ years. Which is another clue maybe it's not supposed to be taken literally.
 
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And keep in mind, this is with the ages given of people living 600 to 900+ years. Which is another clue maybe it's not supposed to be taken literally.

Agreed. I was gonna mention that but my post was already in tl;dr territory.
 
I understand the mathematics. I question the methodology. I think the generation is thought to be 30 years. Abraham didn't produce offspring at 30. The 6,000 year figure is obviously incorrect.
Imo, just another example of Christians doing a disservice to God by trying to figure things God didn't say instead of focusing on the things He did say.

I agree.

I think literalists apply their own limited understanding to the works of God, and that simply will never bear much fruit. When someone asks if I think the world was created in six days, I always ask "how long is a "day" to God?" I don't know the answer to that, and I don't think I will until I get the chance to ask Him.
 
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I agree.

I think literalists apply their own limited understanding to the works of God, and that simply will never bear much fruit. When someone asks if I think the world was created in six days, I always ask "how long is a "day" to God?" I don't know the answer to that, and I don't think I will until I get the chance to ask Him.

Well said. One thing is for sure, we all hope to have an eternity with Him to ask about all these mysteries.
 
Well said. One thing is for sure, we all hope to have an eternity with Him to ask about all these mysteries.

I think that there will be no need or desire to ask. I look at as an awakening, finally using the other 90% of your brain. That is of course you get in the club.
 
I think that there will be no need or desire to ask. I look at as an awakening, finally using the other 90% of your brain. That is of course you get in the club.

Nobody is interested in what YOU think , hog!
 
And back to being an ass

That wasn't even an attempt at being an ass. I told you that I didn't know what you were trying to communicate to me. You answered that having faith is not as ridiculous as I make it out to be. In the context of our conversation, I can only assume you are implying that granting the premise of Jesus as a historical figure means that I'm in some way giving credence to biblical claims that i find wanting. Whether or not Jesus was a real human has nothing to do with how I examine the veracity of the rest of the Bible, especially concerning the claims that I find to be the most absurd. That's all.
 
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That wasn't even an attempt at being an ass. I told you that I didn't know what you were trying to communicate to me. You answered that having faith is not as ridiculous as I make it out to be. In the context of our conversation, I can only assume you are implying that granting the premise of Jesus as a historical figure means that I'm in some way giving credence to biblical claims that i find wanting. Whether or not Jesus was a real human has nothing to do with how I examine the veracity of the rest of the Bible, especially concerning the claims that I find to be the most absurd. That's all.

Its okay. I still like you
 
I'm doing security at a sorority party tonight. About 200 drunk college women right now.

I'my in such a good mood I'd almost be willing to forgive Obama.

So yeah, Mercy is okay for the moment
There's the difference between us. That sounds like a gdamned nightmare to me.
 
Not quite.

Even if, like me, one accepts all of these as the miraculous work of God, science has proven that, miracle or not, Creation didn't happen 6,000 years ago.

Science hasn't ruled out the resurrection, nativity, or walking on water.

So, one is impossible, while the others are improbable.

Science hasn't ruled out walking on water, resurrection, or virgin birth? Really?

Muhammad ascending to heaven on a winged horse is equally as improbable?

Sorry, Improbable instead of impossible isn't any better in this case. Walking on water and water into wine as described in the bible are impossible, same as creation story.

Like I said, Ham is the honest one here.

Nothing wrong with just admitting all of it is in the same impossibility basket and you are picking and choosing what to believe based on what common sense based science is telling you. Common sense science says somebody can't walk on water as described in the Bible, you are just choosing not to believe it.
 
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I'm doing security at a sorority party tonight. About 200 drunk college women right now.

I'my in such a good mood I'd almost be willing to forgive Obama.

So yeah, Mercy is okay for the moment

Need help?
 
Wait till you get my age junior.

It's all nice then.

You forget how I've spent my twenties. I will always hate privileged sorority white girls. They're often belligerent, self-absorbed, ignorant *** dumpsters.

And that doesn't even cover the shrills.
 

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