"The Onion" nails it

[derekdoolander]

Obviously they didn't use Gibson's name but they hit the nail on the head w this one.
Hahahahahaha

Girl Dating Star Recruit Thrilled To Learn Auburn Athletic Department Hiring | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

 

[Vol8188]

In before "onions a fake news site"

 

[Pulaskivol52]

"Obviously they didn't use Gibson's name " Torrance? seriously? No mention of this young man's GF has even come up in his recruitment. I don't even think he has one. IIRC he's got a thing for one of our lady vols if anything.

 

[derekdoolander]

They're a joke website mocking the recruitment of a high profile QB. Enjoy the laugh and move on w your day. Man this websites full of fact checkers

 

[Catbone]

In before "onions a fake news site"

Wtf since when was the onion fake?

 

[Vol8188]

Wtf since when was the onion fake?

I was joking.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I have been counting on The Onion to provide quality, hard hitting news for years and now you guys tell me it's fake? That's bull****.

 

[volboy81]

That sounds like something a school in Alabama would do but more likely the one on the other side of the state

 

[Souce]

I have been counting on The Onion to provide quality, hard hitting news for years and now you guys tell me it's fake? That's bull****.

 

[BookVol]

The while point of the Onion is satiristic news stories. They did hit the nail on the head because I think this kind of thing is common in recruiting, although maybe not quite at the level the article poked fun at.

 

[jpiburn]

Didn't Landon Collin's girlfriend get a job with the Alabama athletic department when he signed there?

 

[VolSwaff]

Wtf since when was the onion fake?

Lol.

 

[chattavol420]

"Obviously they didn't use Gibson's name " Torrance? seriously? No mention of this young man's GF has even come up in his recruitment. I don't even think he has one. IIRC he's got a thing for one of our lady vols if anything.

She says Brian in the article. Is this actually torrence's girlfriend? I hope not. That's some shady business right there

 

[Vol8188]

She says Brian in the article. Is this actually torrence's girlfriend? I hope not. That's some shady business right there

O my.

 

[DeekT]

The Onion hates us!

 

[roosterjbh]

She says Brian in the article. Is this actually torrence's girlfriend? I hope not. That's some shady business right there

I'm just gonna assume you're continuing the joke...

 

[chattavol420]

I'm just gonna assume you're continuing the joke...

Good. Cause you know what you do when you
ass u me things don't you? Nevermind... You probably dont

 

[feathersax]

Red, yellow or Vidalia? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[HuntlandVolinColo]

CBJ needs to make a call to the bullpen and bring out "The Closer."

We can also offer Torrances girl toy a better job in the nutrition bar...solely on her qualifications.

 

[HuntlandVolinColo]

I think Auburn is hiring her for their Pubic Relations Staff.

 

[OrangeMagic]

She says Brian in the article. Is this actually torrence's girlfriend? I hope not. That's some shady business right there

/Sarcasm On

So now, she's cheatin' on him, serves him right for not picking the Vols

/Sarcasm Off

 

[BigTXVolFan]

She is not Torrance Gibson's GF guys. I don't know what any of this has to do with Torrance actually. She is a 2014 Auburn Recruits gf...

 

[Vol8188]

She is Ben Edwards GF not Torrance Gibson's guys. I don't know what any of this has to do with Torrance actually.

Wow

 

[BigTXVolFan]

Wow

I jumped the gun, it is not Ben Edwards either, my apologies...

 

[Vol8188]

I jumped the gun, it is not Ben Edwards either, my apologies...

See the first post in this thread