Zone on Zone Crime Thread

[Unknown Muppet]

A place for everyone to let everyone know how they plan on attacking, stealing from, or other criminal intents against other Zoners.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Nerd in response to a joke from me:

You ever wondered what the hard end of a baseball bat felt like?

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Voxx in response to Nerd mocking the Vol Rova:

I'll jack it up so you can roll under it and check to see where the oil is leaking from. If the jack happens to slip in the oil while you're under it, I apologize in advance.

The purchase is meh. I've already got one guy trying to talk himself into buying it.

 

[Aavoxx]

This thread has potential.

 

[Slydell]

I have no ill intentions.

 

[OtterFH]

I would like to take Heart out to dinner

 

[Unknown Muppet]

I would like to take Heart out to dinner

That's not a crime. What happens after may be....

 

[bubbacurry1]

I will take Kat out on a date one day.
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[Thrasher865]

Is this where I go to threaten Voxx and 32 with violence?

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Is this where I go to threaten Voxx and 32 with violence?

Yes. We need one place for this. It's littered everywhere across the board.

 

[Aavoxx]

Is this where I go to threaten Voxx and 32 with violence?

32 still owe money as well?

 

[Slydell]

Yes. It appears to be the VN Thunderdome. Everything in a cage and only one way out.

 

[blupotato]

I would smother a few of you with a pillow in your sleep.

 

[Thrasher865]

32 still owe money as well?

Yes but he's a good Christian man. I don't know about you.

 

[Aavoxx]

Yes but he's a good Christian man. I don't know about you.

:naughty:

 

[Slydell]

Damn, so much sax and violins. For shame.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I would like to bring up every zoner on sexual harassment charges for sending me noodz everyday.

 

[VolFan32]

Thrash, money tomorrow if you're playing bball.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Is sodomy a crime in TN?

 

[Aavoxx]

Is sodomy a crime in TN?

75% sure it is.

 

[Vol'n'beers]

Is sodomy a crime in TN?

Only after 8".

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Only after 8".

Go on.....

 

[DD4ME]

I would like to punch myself in the throat for not reading up on my foray into "unacceptable" before the warrants were served.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

That's not a crime. What happens after may be....

What if he gets the herp or vice versa?

 

[Unknown Muppet]

What if he gets the herp or vice versa?

Was the other party informed of said Herp prior?