Your Most Embarrasing Moment

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Hobock

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My most embarrassing moment was asking an abdominally-agressive lady when her baby was due.


She wasn't pregnant.
 
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Mardi Gras . Pre Katrina . Woke up with 5000 beads on my neck. I think I showed women the peen for boobs and sexual favors.
 
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I sharted from overdosing on zinc one day trying to head off a cold. Didn't realize you can OD. Well, you can.
Also was trying to be smooth at the zoo one day as a hot young lady was rolling by, only to have a sock drop out of my pants right as I passed her and she looked at it. I had worn the same jeans and a sock from the day before was evidently in the leg, but I assume she thought I was stuffing my package.
 
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There was this bridge on the road I lived on that all the local drunks used to run off in the river.
I came home from work one Sunday evening and the bridge was lined with all the locals looking over the edge. I stopped and walked over and said, who the fawk is it this time. A preacher was baptizing an old lady. The preacher was my grandpa.
 
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Setting off the emergency exit alarm in Morrill Hall by entering the cafeteria from the stairwell. Oddly, the only time, so far, I've received a standing ovation.
 
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When I was living with My Parents (along with My Brother and His then fiancée,now Wife) I walked into the Bathroom naked with a towel ready to take a shower and found My now Sister-in-Law naked taking a shower. I don't think I ever ran to get My clothes quicker than that episode. :wacko: :jpshakehead:
 
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WoodstockVol said:
When I was living with My Parents (along with My Brother and His then fiancée,now Wife) I walked into the Bathroom naked with a towel ready to take a shower and found My now Sister-in-Law naked taking a shower. I don't think I ever ran to get My clothes quicker than that episode. :wacko: :jpshakehead:
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blupotato said:
Woody you should have wrecked that future marriage. Disappoint.
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I should have gotten with Her. I would probably be making 300 grand working for Her rich Father. I always ask God why My Brother married into big money and I married into poverty!:cray:
 
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