Your ENDZONE Accountant is here.

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Yeah, I'm kind of on pins and needles here.

Worst advice thread ever

 

[dembewbs]

So I got a raise in Jan 2011 and now I owe a crap load of taxes, should I get fired and go on the public dole?

you will pay those year end

 

[dembewbs]

serious questions only please and thank you

 

[Hobock]

Dem14s,


I've been feedin my neighbor's dog my scraps for several years and the focker still sh!ts in my yard.

Can I both claim him and deduct my costs?
If I shoot him, will Newt's cervix fall off?

 

[golfballs]

The Zone should open up it's own accounting firm. Itch needs a paid internship

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Worst accounting thread ever.

 

[YorkVol]

you will pay those year end

Yeah, that's the point dewbs, I'm paying at 2011 year end and now I'm about to go punch the client in the face, get myself fired so I can lower my 2012 taxes.

 

[possumslayer]

Dem14s,


I've been feedin my neighbor's dog my scraps for several years and the focker still sh!ts in my yard.

Can I both claim him and deduct my costs?
If I shoot him, will Newt's cervix fall off?

Lulz
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[theFallGuy]

Direct your questions to me...

How much should I invest in scratch off this weekend?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

How much should I invest in scratch off this weekend?

Go big or go home.

 

[theFallGuy]

Go big or go home.

balls deep

 

[theFallGuy]

Can I write off hookers as a necessary business expense on my taxes this year?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Can I write off hookers as a necessary business expense on my taxes this year?

Just hire them on full time. Write off the salary. Their job title: Morale, Welfare and Recreation Specialist.

 

[theFallGuy]

what about the drugs?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

what about the drugs?

You're gonna have to launder that money. Sorry.

 

[theFallGuy]

damn

 

[TXA&M07]

14,

U need a pro-liab policy yet bruh?

Holla atcha boy

 

[Thrasher865]

You're gonna have to launder that money. Sorry.

Use something with a bleach alternative!

 

[Thrasher865]

Actually dry cleaning would be recommended.

 

[dembewbs]

ok back for more questions.....ask away

 

[theFallGuy]

$1 trillion in sales, DDDDDAAAAYUMMM. Now that is some ***** blow.

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