You might be a bammer

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BHAMVOLFAN

BHAMVOLFAN

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If your self esteem is derived from a win from a college football team.....you might be a bammer.

If you think you actually know more about football than the coaching staff...you might be a bammer.

If you claim to have 12 national championships (but only have 7) you might be a bammer.

If gamedays bring on more stress than fun....you might be a bammer.

If losing causes you to act and speak like a jilted woman with PMS....you might be a bammer.

If your team wins OR loses and you lose all perspective of sportsmanship....you might be a bammer.

We seem to have a lot of bammers on this board.
 
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BHAMVOLFAN said:
If your self esteem is derived from a win from a college football team.....you might be a bammer.

If you think you actually know more about football than the coaching staff...you might be a bammer.

If you claim to have 12 national championships (but only have 7) you might be a bammer.

If gamedays bring on more stress than fun....you might be a bammer.

If losing causes you to act and speak like a jilted woman with PMS....you might be a bammer.

If your team wins OR loses and you lose all perspective of sportsmanship....you might be a bammer.

We seem to have a lot of bammers on this board.
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How about if losing causes you to shoot your son...you may be a bammer...:)
 
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If you have a winning record against Tennessee.....you ARE a bammer!


If you've won an SEC Championship since Tennessee has.....you ARE a bammer!


If you have more National Championships than Tennesse has SEC Championships.....you ARE a bammer!
 
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If you live in the 1970s and it's 2007, you may be a bammer.
If you declare yourself (yet another bogus) national championship even before the season begins, you may be a bammer.
If you troll other team's boards, you may be a bammer.
If you lose 5 straight to your instate rival, you may be a bammer.
If you believe your Tuscaloosa school is the "capstone" of higher education, you may be a bammer.
If you treat a loyal alumnus of your team like crap after he comes home to be your coach, you may be a bammer.
If you throw bricks through your coach's windows at home, you may be a bammer.
 
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TuskALoosa said:
If you have more National Championships than Tennesse has SEC Championships.....you ARE a bammer!
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13 sec championships to 12 "claimed" alabama national championships.


Clearly people still cannot read in the yellow hammer state.
 
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Fayettevol said:
If you live in the 1970s and it's 2007, you may be a bammer.
If you declare yourself (yet another bogus) national championship even before the season begins, you may be a bammer.
If you troll other team's boards, you may be a bammer.
If you lose 5 straight to your instate rival, you may be a bammer.
If you believe your Tuscaloosa school is the "capstone" of higher education, you may be a bammer.
If you treat a loyal alumnus of your team like crap after he comes home to be your coach, you may be a bammer.
If you throw bricks through your coach's windows at home, you may be a bammer.
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If you show up drunk to greet saint nick getting off the plane and get arrested--- you might be bammer.
 
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If your motto is: "If you ain't cheatin', you ain't tryin'" - you might be a bammer.
 
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If you go home after a game to your Bear Bryant Shrine, and give thanks to all things Bear...You are a Bammer
 
#23
#23
Nick said that the more you try and embarrass him now, the more he is going to embarrass you on October 20th.
 
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