You know your're in the south when.....

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Chad003

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Ok, this just hit me a minute ago.

You know your're in the south when your dogs get in the trash & you 'tell' them clean it up.

Seriously. My dogs just made a mess in the kitchen & I told them to clean it up & of course they did. It was vegetables .

Now, someone from the north might take the dogs outside & then mop up the mess. But not me. I make the dogs clean the mess they made.

So, how do you know when your're in the south. I'm sure somebody has a good one or two.
 
#2
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I pretty much just look for enemy flags on vehicles.

Seriously, though. I know I am in the south when I am in a line of traffic 5 or 6 cars deep and everyone refuses to blow their horn at the slow b*st*rd at the head of the line.
 
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you know you are in the south when your ass has sweat all over it after sitting on a plastic chair outside during the summer...
 
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therealUT said:
Seriously, though. I know I am in the south when I am in a line of traffic 5 or 6 cars deep and everyone refuses to blow their horn at the slow b*st*rd at the head of the line.
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It' like that here, too. I am the only person I know that does that. When the light turns green, I give you five seconds to move your car.
 
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#7
You are much more generous than I.

I personally do not want driving to be a pleasant experience for anyone who is not paying attention to the road.
 
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milohimself said:
It' like that here, too. I am the only person I know that does that. When the light turns green, I give you five seconds to move your car.
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I used to do that, until I found out that it's illegal to blow your horn at an intersection unless it's an emergency/attempt to avoid an accident. Fortunately I got the info from my Dad, and didn't have to learn the lesson via a citation.
 
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HotlantaVol said:
I used to do that, until I found out that it's illegal to blow your horn at an intersection unless it's an emergency/attempt to avoid an accident. Fortunately I got the info from my Dad, and didn't have to learn the lesson via a citation.
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1. Traffic laws are local, not federal. So, it might be illegal in whatever town, county, or state you were in, but it is not illegal everywhere.

2. I would like to see the actual Code on this one.
 
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#13
You know your're in the south when the O'Doyle family attends your great aunts funeral.

True story. I won't go into details.
 
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#17
You know your in the South when you ask for Sweet Tea and the waitress knows what your talking about.
 
#18
#18
You are wearing shorts one day in april and the next, yo might have to break out the ice scraper and ski jacket to get to work.
 
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