You know you are a Vol fan if....................

[hog88]

When you steal the battery out of your neighbors lawnmower so he can't mow his yard during the game.

 

[VOLfrombama]

I had to read this one twice!

I don't even like typing it out

 

[Volador]

You know you are a Vol fan if....................

... you walk on hot coals for 2 miles before lying on a bed of sharp nails while drinking a gallon of nitro glyceride every third Saturday in September because after all, it's a lot less painful then watching the Vols vs FL

 

[tnutater]

When you miss jhon ward and bill anderson every game

Hell, I miss Tim.
How he kept from stroking out over our previous coaches is beyond me.