women

[Plano Vol]

Women are fun to aggravate!

 

[justingroves]

"There's only one woman you can trust. That's your mom and your dad can't trust her"

 

[volsforever27]

According to several family members who were in the armed forces, this is a popular one... "When they took away the balls, they took away the brains".

DISCLAIMER: I am not responsible for what uncles say after several beers.

 

[Chemvol]

opcorn:

 

[rbroyles]

If a man speaks in the forest, and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?

 

[checkerboard_charly]

Women are good for one thing and one thing only......Insert answer here.

 

[Bassmanbruno]

opcorn:

 

[True_Fan]

opcorn:

 

[checkerboard_charly]

opcorn:

 

[volmanjr]

...can't live with em, can't shoot em.

 

[volfan2024]

Are different from men because instead of letting a minor disagreement pass, end of story, as most men do, they want to carry on for days, up to a week sometimes.Let it drop already! My dearly departed dad once told my recently departed mom, "You'd argue with Jesus Christ if he was here"!lol:Good times!

 

[VolinArizona]

I've decided that after dating for many years, and living with the coolest lady I've ever known, EVERY WOMAN has a genetic insanity gene. They can't help it, so it's best to get used to it and find strategies of working around it. I do love women outside of that, though.

 

[volwindy]

I've decided that after dating for many years, and living with the coolest lady I've ever known, EVERY WOMAN has a genetic insanity gene. They can't help it, so it's best to get used to it and find strategies of working around it. I do love women outside of that, though.

Date men? :thumbsup:

 

[VolinArizona]

Date men? :thumbsup:

Classy. Nope, I just learned how to hit harder.

 

[VolinArizona]

 

[volwindy]

Classy. Nope, I just learned how to hit harder.

hitting is so much fun! Esp. the butttttt! But funny pic, too bad for Tracey!

 

[rbroyles]

According to several family members who were in the armed forces, this is a popular one... "When they took away the balls, they took away the brains".

DISCLAIMER: I am not responsible for what uncles say after several beers.

What's the difference between having guts and having balls, both figuratively and medically?


Having guts is coming home late after a night with the boys, reeking of beer and your wife meets you at the door with a broom, and you say; "hi babe, cleaning this late or are you flying off somewhere"?

Having balls is coming home late reeking of beer and perfume with lipstick on your collar, and when your wife meets you at the door you slap her on the ass and say; "hi babe you're next"

Medically there is no difference cause either way you're dead.

 

[Plano Vol]

Men are from Mars, women from Venus
They boss us around but they'll play with our................

And that folks (along with a dynamite set of charlies) lets them get away with murder