Windy's marital advice 4chan

[NEVolFan]

Is she gonna make us a sammich?

 

[Orangeslice13]

Is she gonna make us a sammich?

If you make a man a sandwich you feed him today. But if @volwindy teaches you to make a sandwich she’s fed you forever.

 

[Guest]

 

[DD4ME]

I just wanted advice and all I got was no. I already knew that script.

 

[joevol33]

I'm not sure if Windy knows how to make a sandwich, but she is definitely a dessert queen!

 

[DD4ME]

Windy why do women always want us to listen but never listen to us when we say nice things like make me a sammich?

 

[volwindy]

Windy why do women always want us to listen but never listen to us when we say nice things like make me a sammich?

Please explain how that is nice?

 

[Orangeslice13]

Please explain how that is nice?

It’s a compliment to your cooking abilities

 

[Tin Man]

The Dagwood takes the wind out of these "requests."

 

[NEVolFan]

It’s a compliment to your cooking abilities

Shhhhh, quiet.... she's started the therapy session with DD... very good technique too. I hope DD is listening, now's his chance to get better.

 

[Weezer]

Windy, I'm not married and currently have no prospects. Advice?

 

[Weezer]

Please explain how that is nice?

It was said lovingly?

 

[Weezer]

Windy, did men make a mistake by allowing women to take "obey" out of their wedding vows?

 

[Guest]

 

[volwindy]

Windy, I'm not married and currently have no prospects. Advice?

 

[Orangeslice13]

@VolNExile

Tag

 

[superdave1984]

Windy don’t love us anymore.

She don't love you no more!

 

[HOAV]

I support your boat purchase

 

[Tin Man]

I've owned two boats. I don't miss either one. Still, one day, I might get another boat...

 

[DD4ME]

Please explain how that is nice?

It shows we trust you to make a delicious sandwich.

 

[DD4ME]

I support your boat purchase

At least someone does.

 

[DD4ME]

Shhhhh, quiet.... she's started the therapy session with DD... very good technique too. I hope DD is listening, now's his chance to get better.

There is a chance?

 

[NEVolFan]

There is a chance?

Well... maybe not for you, but she's making sammiches for a few of us. Did you put your order in?