Will you marry me?

[vols_fan_68]

So we've gone from wives to hookers and completely bypassed the strippers? WTF people?
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No pole
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[DD4ME]

No pole
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That's what she said
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[heartvols]

hookers wit no teef

I lol'd so hard!

 

[VOLtownUSA]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRF24LY5pvw[/youtube]

Elvis' version is better IMO :hi:

 

[hmanvolfan]

Elvis' version is better IMO :hi:

Wrong grasshopper. You will learn someday young Jedi.

 

[IBlvNTmWrk]

JT

Here's some advice I'll share with you if you're srsly thinking about marriage... from an old Chinese proverb.

(note: start chinese voice now)

Marriage to the right woman much like playing cards... if you don't pick the right partner you better have a good hand!

 

[jtflew]

I'm only 22. Not thinking about marriage at all

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

JT

Here's some advice I'll share with you if you're srsly thinking about marriage... from an old Chinese proverb.

(note: start chinese voice now)

Marriage to the right woman much like playing cards... if you don't pick the right partner you better have a good hand!

So if you're hung like an elephant your good to go?

 

[vols_fan_68]

I'm only 22. Not thinking about marriage at all

Wait til ur 35 IMO
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[hmanvolfan]

Being young man like baseball. play the field well and will score all time.

 

[IBlvNTmWrk]

I'm only 22. Not thinking about marriage at all

Perhaps I should re-emphasize the last part...

If you don't pick the right partner, you better have a good hand.

 

[jtflew]

Oh I know what it meant

 

[crusse10]

So if you're hung like an elephant your good to go?

like the Taco Bell commercial
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[DD4ME]

Huh?
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[punkcat]

I'm trying the "be nice to all the cops on vn just in case I get busted" method........that and cleavage/leg combo
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Just try it.

 

[farmersdaughter]

Just try it.

Don't taze me bro..........but frisking is required :boobies:
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[volger]

Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us togethew today. Mawwiage, that bwessed awwangement, that dweam within a dweam. And wove, twue wove, wiww fowwow you fowevah and evah… So tweasuwe youw wove

One of my top 5 fave movies.