Will sell mother for 4 super regional tickets

[VolBallGuy]

She can cook,clean and keep a bratty teenager from stupidity based harm. Let me know if any takers.

 

[OldTimer]

She can cook,clean and keep a bratty teenager from stupidity based harm. Let me know if any takers.

Can you post a pic of said mother? That might help with people's decision……

 

[vol66]

Can you post a pic of said mother? That might help with people's decision……

Daaaaaaaaaaanggggggggg! OT,

 

[txbo]

Can you post a pic of said mother? That might help with people's decision……

Yea, run upstairs and snap a pic.

 

[OldTimer]

Daaaaaaaaaaanggggggggg! OT,

Just looking out for the single fella’s on here…..I’m happily married but I wouldn’t mind seeing the pic either

 

[vol66]

Just looking out for the single fella’s on here…..I’m happily married but I wouldn’t mind seeing the pic either

Put the shovel back in the shed OT!!!

 

[VolBallGuy]

She is 73 so I guess I will be dealing with the senior market.

 

[TheMookieMonster]

73 years old with a teenager. Sounds like she's still got it.

 

[VolBricks]

Does she have a bass boat?

Edit: send picture of bass boat

 

[cwbytruckers]

Does she have a bass boat?

Edit: send picture of bass boat

Dang thats funny

 

[VolBallGuy]

73 years old with a teenager. Sounds like she's still got it.

Lol the teenager was me 20 years ago.

 

[vols 30]

She is 73 so I guess I will be dealing with the senior market.

Just because there's snow on the roof, doesn't mean there's not a fire in the furnace

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

 

[vol66]

Just because there's snow on the roof, doesn't mean there's not a fire in the furnace

Go Steelers!

As you were...

GBO!!!

 

[VolBallGuy]

Just because there's snow on the roof, doesn't mean there's not a fire in the furnace

You would have to work that out with her. No guarantees. As is.

 

[Christian Lowe]

I got tickets sorted out for Saturday and Monday. Just need to find two for Sunday. Will also sell mother

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

I will sell mother in law. Do not require tickets in return.

 

[vol66]

I will sell mother in law. Do not require tickets in return.

Oh man.... damn brother...

I give up on this one, all yours _gal.

 

[SNAFU]

I will give mother in law with tickets (if I had them, the tickets) MIL still an option.

 

[NorCalVol67]

I will sell mother in law. Do not require tickets in return.

What about crazy sister in laws?

 

[OldTimer]

We need pics in this thread, then it will go sideways in a hurry!!

 

[vol66]

We need pics in this thread, then it will go sideways in a hurry!!

Here you go...

 

[cobbwebb0710]

I knew this would go off the rails quickly, just from the thread title.
GBO!!

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

What about crazy sister in laws?

Tickets on Stubhub is cheaper than child support....

I'd trade wife but considering she doesn't have a bass boat and doesn't cook or clean enough, I might not actually be able to compete with those offering boating, cooking, and cleaning services...

 

[NorCalVol67]

Tickets on Stubhub is cheaper than child support....

I'd trade wife but considering she doesn't have a bass boat and doesn't cook or clean enough, I might not actually be able to compete with those offering cooking and cleaning services...

Tickets would hardly compensate for your badass wife.