Why we gonna whip dem Hokie Pokies.

[Sgt_Nick_Fury]

Why we really are gonna whip dey azz...

10) Dey defense all gradiated, and dunno wut to do now with all tha sorry youngins.

9.) Da hokies had 5 possible Qbs this summer and til a week ago dey still couldn't figure who wuz the least sorry.

'I sucked least!'

8.) New coach "Fuente" has a sissy name.

7.) Dey don't have no tail back as good as dem Appy folks, and yet dey backs is supposed to be dey strangth.
No wun here wanna see no mo of dat man till after a draft.

We'll see you on Sundays Marcus, till then please go somewhere else.

6.) Jalen is rightly upset about being ejected, just for welcoming friends to our house, as is our tradition, and is gonna be out ta prove. He does that really well.

5.) Mrs Debord says she aint movin again so soon, and told Mikey to stop smelling da dang flowers and get busy.

Ain't nopbody got time for yo flowers Mikey this is the SEC baby, bring yo game!

4.) Dey was too cheap to have Doc Llewellyn speak to Dobbs on why he aint Holloway powerful yet, and they bought him a book to read this week instead.

Thats a good book, it worked for me. I feel real good about this. Dobbs I know you can!

3.) Vegas says so.

2.) The curse aint as strong away from where they took down the letters.

1.) Aint nobody gonna out Nascar the Tennessee Vols!

Sorry I been on walkabout, for those that know me, but just my thoughts from my underground dwellings.

 

[leeroyphi136]

Is this supposed to be funny?

 

[volger]

You get an A for effort.

 

[66volfan]

Is this supposed to be funny?

No, it was a comprehensive, in depth breakdown of the BoB game.

 

[Sgt_Nick_Fury]

No, it was a comprehensive, in depth breakdown of the BoB game.

Ya darned straight! It was too!

Their defense is young and weak, they Qb is unproven, and it took a long time for them to decide. (no matter what they say about having a lot of good choices, when they can't decide it's cause they all have weaknesses) Their coach is new. We have Jalen back. Marcus really is underestimated. That man can play. Our O-line can only be better. Debord hopefully got a wake up call. And a game in TN at a Nascar track...home field if ever there was one. That's some insightful stuff right there....no charge.

I don't know if Dobbs really read that book though, but I hope he will.....

 

[Volnut67]

Virgina Tech doesn't know whats about to hit them!

 

[Rockytoptalker]

Is this supposed to be funny?

I thought it was

Good job OP

 

[fade route]

Virgina Tech doesn't know whats about to hit them!

Maybe if they call Appy State first they'll just leave their pads at home.

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

Is this supposed to be funny?

Is this supposed to be snarky?

 

[Nationdom]

Why did they take down the letters?

 

[Iam4utalways]

Why did they take down the letters?

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[Thunder Good-Oil]

Why did they take down the letters?

Jumbotron

 

[LouderVol]

I like it just as much the second time i read it.

 

[iLuciFear]

No, it was a comprehensive, in depth breakdown of the BoB game.

On what planet is "dey coach has a sissy name" qualify as an in depth, comprehensive breakdown of a game?

 

[iLuciFear]

Ya darned straight! It was too!

Their defense is young and weak, they Qb is unproven, and it took a long time for them to decide. (no matter what they say about having a lot of good choices, when they can't decide it's cause they all have weaknesses) Their coach is new. We have Jalen back. Marcus really is underestimated. That man can play. Our O-line can only be better. Debord hopefully got a wake up call. And a game in TN at a Nascar track...home field if ever there was one. That's some insightful stuff right there....no charge.

I don't know if Dobbs really read that book though, but I hope he will.....

I would say Marcus Cox's success could just as easily point to our D-line not being as good as expected as that he is underrated. For the record, all the sports media people were talking about him pre-game, so if the coaches and players underesrimated him then they were the only ones.

Our QB is proven. Proven that he can't get the ball downfield. Proven again against the barely FBS Appy St boys.

Our O-line can only be better? Did the guy even say that? It was hard to decipher his dialect but how does that make sense? They could stay the same, get worse, or even get injured. Your comment "only get better" isnt really arguing a point so much as making an assumption.

Pretty sure people in Virginia are Nascar fans as well, don't knkw why I'm even responding to that comment since it is completely irrelevant. Almost as irrelevant as the borderline racist comment that Fuentes is a sissy name (it actually means source in Spanish which is similar to creator or beginning so I'd say its a pretty cool name) but not quite.

And lastly, if OU, UF and Arkansas didnt give DeBord a wake up call then I'm pretty sure he isn't going to get one.

No charge.

 

[checkerboards09]

Brings back memories of a Georgia thread a few years ago. Love it.

 

[MaTaLa]

I would say Marcus Cox's success could just as easily point to our D-line not being as good as expected as that he is underrated. For the record, all the sports media people were talking about him pre-game, so if the coaches and players underesrimated him then they were the only ones.

Our QB is proven. Proven that he can't get the ball downfield. Proven again against the barely FBS Appy St boys.

Our O-line can only be better? Did the guy even say that? It was hard to decipher his dialect but how does that make sense? They could stay the same, get worse, or even get injured. Your comment "only get better" isnt really arguing a point so much as making an assumption.

Pretty sure people in Virginia are Nascar fans as well, don't knkw why I'm even responding to that comment since it is completely irrelevant. Almost as irrelevant as the borderline racist comment that Fuentes is a sissy name (it actually means source in Spanish which is similar to creator or beginning so I'd say its a pretty cool name) but not quite.

And lastly, if OU, UF and Arkansas didnt give DeBord a wake up call then I'm pretty sure he isn't going to get one.

No charge.

Nice join date :crazy:

 

[vol_in_ar]

Welcome back SNF, quite the sabbatical you took

 

[66volfan]

On what planet is "dey coach has a sissy name" qualify as an in depth, comprehensive breakdown of a game?

Detecting sarcasm in response to a snarky remark isn't a strong suit of yours is it?

 

[Rockytoptalker]

On what planet is "dey coach has a sissy name" qualify as an in depth, comprehensive breakdown of a game?

At least you tried.

 

[leeroyphi136]

Is this supposed to be snarky?

No

 

[livefaith]

OP. Now I finally can relax and watch the Vols dominate this Saturday night. Your insight nailed it, all the way down to Sterling Marlin(?) in the #14.

 

[YankeeVol]

You been drinking? Or just trying to over the top inbred?

 

[LargeOrange1]

Is this supposed to be funny?

Lighten up Francis!! :yahoo:

 

[66volfan]

I would say Marcus Cox's success could just as easily point to our D-line not being as good as expected as that he is underrated. For the record, all the sports media people were talking about him pre-game, so if the coaches and players underesrimated him then they were the only ones.

Our QB is proven. Proven that he can't get the ball downfield. Proven again against the barely FBS Appy St boys.

Our O-line can only be better? Did the guy even say that? It was hard to decipher his dialect but how does that make sense? They could stay the same, get worse, or even get injured. Your comment "only get better" isnt really arguing a point so much as making an assumption.

Pretty sure people in Virginia are Nascar fans as well, don't knkw why I'm even responding to that comment since it is completely irrelevant. Almost as irrelevant as the borderline racist comment that Fuentes is a sissy name (it actually means source in Spanish which is similar to creator or beginning so I'd say its a pretty cool name) but not quite.

And lastly, if OU, UF and Arkansas didnt give DeBord a wake up call then I'm pretty sure he isn't going to get one.

No charge.

You taking this thread serious is pretty funny. You taking yourself that serious is hilarious. As has been said on here a million times, "lighten up Francis". It's all in fun and OP meant no disrespect to anyone.