Why is it not Game Day yet?

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Two weeks without Tennessee Football is killing me, I was on the road during the Gator game and had to watch on my tablet. Sure, I recorded the game at home and watched it again later, but that’s just not the same as sitting in my recliner watching live games. I’ve been reading everything I can on the Vols and can’t get enough to fill the void.
I may need intervention. GBO
 
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D-Vols said:
Two weeks without Tennessee Football is killing me, I was on the road during the Gator game and had to watch on my tablet. Sure, I recorded the game at home and watched it again later, but that’s just not the same as sitting in my recliner watching live games. I’ve been reading everything I can on the Vols and can’t get enough to fill the void.
I may need intervention. GBO
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Mix a huge amount of vodka with some orange Kool-Aid and you will be ok until Saturday!
 
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We finally get through off season doldrums and start settling into out Saturday routines and WHAM…a month later we get hit with a “mini” offseason 😂
 
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D-Vols said:
Two weeks without Tennessee Football is killing me, I was on the road during the Gator game and had to watch on my tablet. Sure, I recorded the game at home and watched it again later, but that’s just not the same as sitting in my recliner watching live games. I’ve been reading everything I can on the Vols and can’t get enough to fill the void.
I may need intervention. GBO
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I can't help you with intervention, but I can explain why it's not game day yet. You see, when Dart collided with the gravel-like surface of Dimorphos, its gravitational balance with Didymos was disturbed. Though the disturbance was slight, it was enough to create a small spacetime feedback loop along Dart's ion flight path, that of course led back to Earth. The result was a time shift in which Wednesday and Saturday exchanged sequence. That said, you missed the game, which was yesterday. However, because you're out of chronological sync, you won't see what transpired until two days from now. This is an example of what happens when man meddles with nature.
 
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D-Vols said:
Two weeks without Tennessee Football is killing me, I was on the road during the Gator game and had to watch on my tablet. Sure, I recorded the game at home and watched it again later, but that’s just not the same as sitting in my recliner watching live games. I’ve been reading everything I can on the Vols and can’t get enough to fill the void.
I may need intervention. GBO
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Cause Saturday comes after Thursday and Friday?
 
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D-Vols said:
Two weeks without Tennessee Football is killing me, I was on the road during the Gator game and had to watch on my tablet. Sure, I recorded the game at home and watched it again later, but that’s just not the same as sitting in my recliner watching live games. I’ve been reading everything I can on the Vols and can’t get enough to fill the void.
I may need intervention. GBO
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On the 4th day, God created the sunshine and the moonshine.

Go sit in the sunshine with some moonshine.
 
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