Why Is Hobock So Mad? May 8th, 2013 Edition

[The Ron Mexico]

Anyone know why Hobock is so mad? Let's explore the issue in this thread.

Poll may be added at a later date.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

The guy in cubicle 10 that replaced Scotty's girl is more interested in Scotty.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

He so mad because he secretly wants to kill feral hogs but doesn't have the gumption to pull it off.

 

[heartvols]

His toupee is crooked.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Chaffing IMO.

He should invest in anti monkey butt powder.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

He so mad cuz 114's life seems more interesting.

#carnielife

 

[bluetickhound16]

Needs some mac & cheese made with Duke's mayonnaise.... It'd fix him right up.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

He has an enlarged medulla oblongota!

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The guy in cubicle 10 that replaced Scotty's girl is more interested in Scotty.

He so mad because he secretly wants to kill feral hogs but doesn't have the gumption to pull it off.

His toupee is crooked.

Chaffing IMO.

He should invest in anti monkey butt powder.

All of these seem like valid possibilities. Can we get a retort from Mr. Bock?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Those next three too.

 

[Slydell]

I'll back him if no one else is going to. Sup, Hobbers?

 

[VolFan32]

Waterworld

 

[OtterFH]

Him and GOB could not retrieve their gerbil in time before it died

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Him and GOB could not retrieve their gerbil in time before it died

This should definitely be one of the poal options.

 

[heartvols]

Him and GOB could not retrieve their gerbil in time before it died

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[Slydell]

Sumbody gone cray with the like button.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Shared gerbil?!?

Wtf?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

He so mad cuz it took 13 posts to drag gob into the discussion.

 

[GBO18]

I am the security blanket.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Shared gerbil?!?

Wtf?

Couldn't afford a second one.

 

[Hobock]

I'll back him if no one else is going to. Sup, Hobbers?

Gracias, Pops. I'm a gentle soul but sometimes when I see stuff OVER AND OVER AGAIN for extended periods of time, I need to express myself. Isn't this a healthy exercise?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Sumbody gone cray with the like button.

Heart and Soucernet are my default likers.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

e.d.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Gracias, Pops. I'm a gentle soul but sometimes when I see stuff OVER AND OVER AGAIN for extended periods of time, I need to express myself. Isn't this a healthy exercise?

Yes.

Waterworld.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Shared gerbil?!?

Wtf?

they're expensive