Who would win? Ill start off

#2
#2
Rambo would kick walker's butt!

Who would win the Keebler Elf or the Lucky Charms guy?
 
#3
#3
My gut reaction would be the Lucky Charms guy just because you know deep down he is sinister.

But it is always those who are calm and mild mannered that have all of that bottle up rage and or anger.

I am going with the Keebler Elf.

Steven Seagal vs. John Madden
 
#4
#4
John Maddden: he'd stab Segal in the eye with a turkey bone, then sit on him and bore him to death trying to explain the details of his Ace hardware and Tinactin contracts..."BOOM!"

The Trix Rabbit or the Bird that's KooKoo for Coco Puffs?
 
#5
#5
The KooKoo. That thing goes berserk for its cereal. The dumb rabbit gets it's food stolen four year olds!!!

The Karate Kid, or the girl who did the last sequel?
 
#6
#6
As goofy as I thought Ralph was, I'd have to go with the original karate kid. He'd give her a crane kick to the head and it would be all over.

One that the wrestling conglomerates would never let us see: Goldberg vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin.
 
#7
#7
Goldberg...got to go with the SEC....

Jessica Simpson or Lisa Simpson?
 
#8
#8
Please. Jessica would get confused and beat herself up. BUT. . . .she would look hot doing so.

Elvis or Bear Bryant?
 
#9
#9
Elvis. And he wouldn't have to BUY a win either.

The Energizer bunny or the Gecko?
 
#10
#10
the bunny would pound the gecko in to submission with the drum sticks.

lou holtz or elmer fudd?
 
#11
#11
Elmer Fudd - He's armed.

Clay Aiken or Richard Simmons?
 
#13
#13
OWB would be no match for the ninja . . . Although when it was over there would be no need to bring in a fat lady to sing.

Norm from Cheers or Rerun from What's Happenin'?
 
#14
#14
NOrm. He'd sit on Rerun, and that'd be that.

Robby from everybody loves raymond or kramer from Seinfeld?
 
#15
#15
Robby , the man is freakishly large and Kramer is uncoordinated.

Fred G Sanford or George Jefferson
 
#16
#16
Fred Sanford would fake a heart attack and then hit him with a sucker punch.

Emmanuel Lewis vs. Gary Coleman
 
#17
#17
Gary Coleman , Willis would hold Emmanuel while Gary wailed on him.

Dr. Phil or Jerry Springer
 
#18
#18
Dr. Phil . . . Don't mess with Texas.

Captain Kirk vs. Captain Piccard
 
#19
#19
Piccard his trainer is Warf, Kirk's is Spock amd everybody knows that a Kligon would beat the snot out of a Vulcan


T.J. Hooker or the blond dude from CHiPs
 
#21
#21
Jason he's come back from the dead more times

Randy Sanders or Buzz Peterson
 
#23
#23
hmmm...tough one....i'll go with Fridge. Those under armor commercials look tough...

yoda vs. gandolph
 
#24
#24
Oooh, tough one.

I'd say Yoda vs Gandalf the Grey, but after he fights the demon and comes back stronger, I'd say a draw.

Another Star Wars-LOTR reference...

The Emporer vs Sauron
 
#25
#25
emporer...don't know why, but sauron was only a big eye in the sky....plus, emporere handled yoda...

vader v maul
 

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