A fifty pounds meteorite falls on Neyland at midfield during a broadcast and just before the teams take the field. Other than frightened out of their wits, no one gets hurt. The game is rescheduled for the following Saturday after the field is quickly repaired. Other games are pushed up giving us an alternate Saturday Vols game which extends the season for us and the opponent.
Be quiet! You said you wanted crazy!
Now, here's why. The event would generate world-wide coverage. Reporters from all over the globe will flock here for photos and TV coverage of the site. TV networks will talk about it for months. The cleanup and subsequent games will remain in the news. The grounds crew will leave just the hint of a scar on the field to feed that continuing coverage. High ranking recruits we'd probably not get sign up to play on the "Tennessee space rocked carpet." So many, we'd be forced to cherry pick among which we accept and reject. That will remain true for 10 - 15 years and beyond. The UT will have the meteorite carved and sculptured into a football shape complete with seams, laces and the power T of both sides. Then mounted in a bolted and welded down bulletproof glass cage on a steel arch where the Vol Walk happens in front of the stadium.