What will the Sunday morning headline be?

I am sure something similar has been posted. Just didn’t read through the whole thread.


VOLS get blanked on shoulders of historic JG 7 TD Day! 49-0, Alabama offense takes early dinner at Calhouns due to not being needed.
 
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Headline:
Butch Jones Gets A "Tennessee Dog Whuppin'" By Disgruntle Donor

Article:
Disgruntle VOL Donor whips Jones ass for "continuing to steal money from UT by not getting a real job." Upon contact of each and every jab, polk, scratch, bite, and kick, the disgruntle donor screamed "one dollar repaid!" Although the disgruntle donor only collected "$87 repaid dollars," he left with at least a five million dollar smile!!
 
Hate Crime committed inside Neyland, 11 men wearing defensive numbered crimson Jersey's wanted for the massacre of Volunteers!
 

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