Sabanocchio
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What we learned today by Sabanocchio
Phillip Fulmer needs to start studying for his next job: Food Critic
Obviously the West Coast offense means, regardless of where the open receiver is, throw the ball west.
Defense can win you games, playing a terrible offense can keep you in games, and a jackass QB from the hills of North Carolina can lose you games.
Throwing out of the G-gun is a great idea. Wait - no it's not.
There is a reason Dave Clawson was the head coach of a Bowl subdivision team for 8 years, he sucks.
You can only give up one sack in a game and still look like total idiots on the offensive line.
John Chavis just ate Phillip Fulmer. No, I'm serious. He swallowed him whole.
Eric Berry is a god. Phillip Fulmer should bow down to him cause recruiting him is the best thing he's done since deciding to have plastic surgery to make him look more like the Stay Puft Marshmellow man.
Al Wilson talking to the team before the game = big loss, Peyton Manning talking to the team = small loss, next week - Jesus Christ.
Rico McCoy couldn't wrap up a leftover salad.
Knoxville area Walmarts have announced that they've run out of two things, boxes of Kleenex and 12 gauge shot-guns. They still have plenty of ammo because they are being told by customers that one shell will be plenty.
The Tennessee football team has gone from "working like heck" to "sucking like sh*t.
There has been a run on the jersey numbers 7,6, and 3 because the only other time you'll see them in Neyland is on the other team's scoreboard.
Tennesseans have given up wanting to get the illegal immigrants out of our country and will be satisfied if Governor Bredeson would just deport Fulmer instead.
There is always next week, unless of course next week we play a real football team.
Phillip Fulmer needs to start studying for his next job: Food Critic
Obviously the West Coast offense means, regardless of where the open receiver is, throw the ball west.
Defense can win you games, playing a terrible offense can keep you in games, and a jackass QB from the hills of North Carolina can lose you games.
Throwing out of the G-gun is a great idea. Wait - no it's not.
There is a reason Dave Clawson was the head coach of a Bowl subdivision team for 8 years, he sucks.
You can only give up one sack in a game and still look like total idiots on the offensive line.
John Chavis just ate Phillip Fulmer. No, I'm serious. He swallowed him whole.
Eric Berry is a god. Phillip Fulmer should bow down to him cause recruiting him is the best thing he's done since deciding to have plastic surgery to make him look more like the Stay Puft Marshmellow man.
Al Wilson talking to the team before the game = big loss, Peyton Manning talking to the team = small loss, next week - Jesus Christ.
Rico McCoy couldn't wrap up a leftover salad.
Knoxville area Walmarts have announced that they've run out of two things, boxes of Kleenex and 12 gauge shot-guns. They still have plenty of ammo because they are being told by customers that one shell will be plenty.
The Tennessee football team has gone from "working like heck" to "sucking like sh*t.
There has been a run on the jersey numbers 7,6, and 3 because the only other time you'll see them in Neyland is on the other team's scoreboard.
Tennesseans have given up wanting to get the illegal immigrants out of our country and will be satisfied if Governor Bredeson would just deport Fulmer instead.
There is always next week, unless of course next week we play a real football team.
