What Should I Do on Vacation?

[95 Vol Alum]

Going to Hawaii soon. What should I do when I get there?

 

[Thrasher865]

1st thing is take a dump in the hotel bathroom.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

On the list, thrasher.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Fap in the bed. No need to clean up afterwards.



It's someone else's problem.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

They change the sheets erryday anyway.

 

[Slydell]

Deplane and get leied.

 

[tmodaniel]

Drink beer, rent scooter with fake id and stolen cc, wreck said scooter...

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Deplane and get leied.

This is definitely happening.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Have sex with the locals.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Have sex with the locals.

I'm married.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

I'm married.

And....

 

[tmodaniel]

Threesomes with locals...

 

[95 Vol Alum]

...and want to stay married.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Threesomes with locals...

Tmo Is my new buddy.

 

[OtterFH]

Form an uprising with the Samoans to take back their land from the white man. After said conquest...declare yourself king. H4DL.

 

[Cyclopskiller]

Be sure to leave an upper decker when you check out



F eye f'd up

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Be sure to leave a double decker when you check out

On the sheets?

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Be sure to leave a double decker when you check out

Double decker?

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Mug other tourists.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Well, never mind. Apparently a location specific action.

 

[OtterFH]

Throw a human into a volcano for sacrifice.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Throw a human into a volcano for sacrifice.

Any specific kind of human?

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Throw your life partner into a volcano for sacrifice.

Good call.

 

[OtterFH]

A car salesman

 

[Nerd-Vol]

A lawyer