What Really Happened? The Ghost Of General Neyland

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This is what really happened. As we all know at this point Strong was hired and had accepted the job to become Tennessee’s next HC. He stayed behind in Louisville to have his last team meeting. We also know CBJ had accepted the Colorado HC position. So what really happened? Well I’ll tell you.

The ghost of Robert Neyland himself had been looking down over his great orange nation. Neyland had not been happy with the results of the coaching search and decided to take things into his own hands.

His first stop was a visit to coach Butch Jones. As he appeared to CBJ he told him in his demanding voice.

“Coach Jones you’re going to go coach my Volunteers. You will lead them through the T with pride, honor and dignity. You will return my Volunteers back to prominence. You will Carry the fight to our opponent and keep it there for 60 minutes. Do you understand son.”

CBJ replied, coach Neyland they have already hired Coach Strong and I’m going to Colorado. Neyland just looked at him and said “son you heard what I said”. So on a leap of faith CBJ called Colorado and told them he would not be accepting their offer to become their HC. His wife didn’t even understand what was going on at this time.

Neylands next stop was a visit with coach strong. This was a brief visit as it did not take long to convince coach strong that Tennessee was not the place for him. At this point coach Strong notified Hart that he would not be accepting the position to become The Volunteers HC.

Now back at Harts office where he sits in total disbelieve in his luck. Thinking to himself, how am I going to get a coach that is going to satisfy this rabid fan base. Holding his head and about to cry Neyland appears above him. Neyland says “son pull yourself together you’re not in Alabama anymore. Man up, you’re a Volunteer now.” Hart looked up and saw Neyland and about sh*t himself. Neyland looking down on Hart says.

“Our program is the state of disgrace and I am fed up with the incompetence that I have had to witness. Now son this is what you are going to do. You are going to hire CBJ to lead my Volunteers. You will fly out and you will bring him home. I don’t care if you’re up 48hrs. straight you will get it done.”

Hart looking on in disbelief didn’t say a word he just nodded. Then while still looking at the Great General Neyland wide eyed and scared he slowly picked up his phone and told his secretary “tell them to get my plane ready I’m heading to Cincinnati.”

Now no one will ever admit to this but now you know the rest of the story.
 
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Are you trying to say that God couldn't spell straight correctly??

I kid I kid....I do need a link
 
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This is what really happened. As we all know at this point Strong was hired and had accepted the job to become Tennessee’s next HC. He stayed behind in Louisville to have his last team meeting. We also know CBJ had accepted the Colorado HC position. So what really happened? Well I’ll tell you.

The ghost of Robert Neyland himself had been looking down over his great orange nation. Neyland had not been happy with the results of the coaching search and decided to take things into his own hands.

His first stop was a visit to coach Butch Jones. As he appeared to CBJ he told him in his demanding voice.

“Coach Jones you’re going to go coach my Volunteers. You will lead them through the T with pride, honor and dignity. You will return my Volunteers back to prominence. You will Carry the fight to our opponent and keep it there for 60 minutes. Do you understand son.”

CBJ replied, coach Neyland they have already hired Coach Strong and I’m going to Colorado. Neyland just looked at him and said “son you heard what I said”. So on a leap of faith CBJ told Colorado he was not going to be accepting their offer to become their HC. His wife didn’t even understand what was going on at this time.

Neylands next stop was a visit with coach strong. This was a brief visit as it did not take long to convince coach strong that Tennessee was not the place for him. At this point coach Strong notified Hart that he would not be accepting the position to become The Volunteers HC.

Now back at Harts office where he sits in total disbelieve in his luck. Thinking to himself, how am I going to get a coach that is going to satisfy this rabid fan base. Holding his head and about to cry Neyland appears above him. Neyland says “son pull yourself together you’re not in Alabama anymore. Man up, you’re a Volunteer now.” Hart looked up and saw Neyland and about sh*t himself. Neyland looking down and Hart tells him.

“Our program is the state of disgrace and I am fed up with the incompetence that I have had to witness. Now son this is what you are going to do. You are going to hire CBJ to lead my Volunteers. You will fly out and you will bring him home. I don’t care if you’re up 48hrs. straight you will get it done.”

Hart looking on in disbelief didn’t say a word he just nodded. Then while still looking at the Great General Neyland wide eyed and scared he slowly picked up his phone and told his secretary “tell them to get my plane ready I’m heading to Cincinnati.”

Now no one will ever admit to this but now you know the rest of the story.

They're coming out of the woodwork tonight.
 
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Man, we've been fed a lot over the past 18 days about Gruden from so called insiders. I'm sorry, but I'm going to be that guy. Going to need a source or link for this so called Neyland ghost story. Have you been watching Charles Dickens A Christmas Carol tonight?
 
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Man, we've been fed a lot over the past 18 days about Gruden from so called insiders. I'm sorry, but I'm going to be that guy. Going to need a source or link for this so called Neyland ghost story. Have you been watching Charles Dickens A Christmas Carol tonight?

lol... too funny. Last night I was joking and said CBJ was sent by General Neyland himself!!!!

From their my wife started with the ghosts of Tennesse like the ghosts of Christmas. It turned into what I posted lol.
 
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Aren't you going to give a nod to Paul Harvey for that line?

I would think everyone knows the rest of the story is Paul Havey's punchline lol... But, if it makes you happy

All credit for the line

"And now you know the rest of the story"

Goes to Paul Harvey one of the great broadcasters.

Now you can rest easy ...lol
 
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Gentlemen, do not challenge the veracity of Big Orange Fan's narrative. If there is one thing that would compel Neyland to rise up from his grave and intervene in the course of human events, it would be seeing the proud history of Tennessee defensive football sullied to the tune of ca. 480 yds. and 35 pts. per game.
 
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