What if UT sacrificed a chicken at halftime

[CountVolcula]

in honor of JOBU, would it stop all these "What if" threads?

Or Would Dooley say "**** JOBU" and drink his whiskey?

 

[maotai]

sacrificed a chicken
"**** JOBU" and drink his whiskey?

Needs to be a poll

 

[GAVol]

Jobu like screen pass very much.

 

[ob79]

Is very bad...to drink Jobu's whiskey. Very bad.

 

[BeecherVol]

Deep fried? or BBQ'd?

 

[AJeray4TN]

Is very bad to steal Jobu's rum. Is very bad.

 

[GreveHaller]

If not work, I say f__ you, Jobu

 

[barknoxbrawler]

It would be more entertaining than our offense the last 3 weeks.
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[AJeray4TN]

Jobu needs a refill.

 

[GAVol]

Does it have to be a live chicken or can somebody just stop by Church's on the way to the game?

 

[GreveHaller]

Cut the bulls__, give him the heater

 

[tim]

I'd rather sacrifice smokytroll

 

[Cartervol]

Burn the orange pants at midfield at the half.

 

[Recoil]

You ha no mahbals!!!

 

[maotai]

Jobu never help catch bounce pass.

 

[AJeray4TN]

Does it have to be a live chicken or can somebody just stop by Church's on the way to the game?

Sacrifice some of that swill chicken from Calhoun's. Nobody wants to eat that anyway.

 

[volnavy]

Insert name Jobu for Orange Pants...

I'm pissed off now, Jobu! Look, I go to you. I stick up for you. You don't help me now.... I say "F*** you," Jobu, I do it myself!

 

[CountVolcula]

Does it have to be a live chicken or can somebody just stop by Church's on the way to the game?

Its got to be alive and wearing a Houndstooth

 

[Pie Jones]

Just allow our linebackers to play with a baseball bat, and all issues should be resolved.

 

[CountVolcula]

Jobu say "Matt Simms, WTF?"

 

[AJeray4TN]

I wonder how many posters born post 1990 have no clue what this thread is about?

 

[I_Bleed_Orange77]

I say F you Jobu.....we do it ourselves

 

[GreveHaller]

Get Da'rick to stop by Coach Stockstill and ask "hows you're wife and my kids?"

 

[zjcvols]

I wonder how many posters born post 1990 have no clue what this thread is about?

I've seen the movie, so I actually do.

 

[AJeray4TN]

I've seen the movie, so I actually do.

It's a classic.