What have you done thats illegal?

[Infinite_vol615]

I ran a red light the other day...:whistling:

 

[hmanvolfan]

Sold five midgets to a Peruvian gang.

 

[Infinite_vol615]

Sold five midgets to a Peruvian gang.

cool story bro

 

[VOLNBAMA]

Murdered a prostitute and spread her bones across the city
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[TEX_VOLFAN]

No comment.

 

[kev20]

when we were in high school, my buddies and I used to break into the school and play basketball all night. I guess it wasn't really considered breaking in if we had a master key though, was it?

 

[KnoxVillain]

Nice try, FBI.

 

[Gator H8R]

I smoke the occassional J. :devilsmoke:

 

[kev20]

Murdered a prostitute and spread her bones across the city
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hey, I did that once, but I just stuffed her inside the box spring of a bed at the hotel room.

 

[Infinite_vol615]

I smoke the occassional J. :devilsmoke:

The SWAT team is on its way.

 

[Gator H8R]

The SWAT team is on its way.

Bring em on. Ill share, I dont mind.

 

[MG1968]

I have worn a white shirt after Labor Day.

 

[Spartacavolus]

today?

 

[Indianavol4eva]

i once defecated in a brown bag, put it on the doorstep of an acquaintance, and lit it aflame.

 

[DynamiteMcGhee]

I jaywalk a lot. Do my haters gonna hate strut while I do it. Come at me po po.

 

[Gator H8R]

i once defecated in a brown bag, put it on the doorstep of an acquaintance, and lit it aflame.

WTF is in your avy picture?

 

[Indianavol4eva]

WTF is in your avy picture?

Asian baby in a penguin suit. best avy on volnation.

 

[Gator H8R]

Asian baby in a penguin suit. best avy on volnation.

Lulz. Thats pretty funny shiz.

 

[Indianavol4eva]

its got all the qualities. funny, rare, original, Asian, penguin. best avy.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

.

 

[DynamiteMcGhee]

Underage Drinking
Excessive Speeding
Breaking and Entering
Criminal Trespass
Defacing Public Property
Accessory to Drug Trafficking
Indecent Exposure
Public Intoxication
lulz I have more.

Reported to the proper authorities.

 

[kev20]

Narc

 

[Ravenheart]

I slipped two teaspoons of nitroglycerin and five tablespoons of gunpowder into an Enemy fan's beer, and watched him burst into flame as he started his truck. :loco:

I also decapitated a clown just because it was funny.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

I've still never done anything too bad. Mine is minor stuff, less the turning a blind eye to drug trade.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

I slipped two teaspoons of nitroglycerin and five tablespoons of gunpowder into an Enemy fan's beer, and watched him burst into flame as he started his truck. :loco:

I also decapitated a clown just because it was funny.

Why does it piss me off so much when I see your ****ing retarded nicknames?