GroverCleveland
22nd & 24th POTUS; Predecessor to 45 and 47.
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The thing is, why is Georgia(and its fifth column of fans, media) suddenly vomitimg all this up now.
It should have been hashed out and settled some time ago, or at the very least when Pruitt was hired. If you're a football journalist you struggle through the offseason just dying for something to write about.
So they all, just all of the sudden tap into the akashic records of foootballdom, so that every georgia leaning talking head, is just synchronistically spouting off the "evil" of jeremy pruitt.
The only other explanation is....aliens...and ancient astronaut theorist say...YES!
AND yes.... two paragraphs into the other article....Pruitt is called evil.
His time there was described as, compared to, "letting evil into your life."
I mean lord. Richts head was spinning, and sources state that aleister crowley's spirit was summoned (real purpose of practice facility) and the great beast Perduabo, along with his toady cthulu, held out grimly a faustian contract to Pruitt, writ in blood and smoking. It reeked of sulpher and decay.
In short, here's the real scoop of what went down...the depth of its depravity belies the incubation period of this awful knowledge...the real facts are too dark, too twisted, too godless to see the light of day until now. The courage of dawg post and murray and pollack will be forever remebered, songs will be sung of these latter day saints. Well, if good triumphs, perhaps, they will be.
It was faustian bargain of epic, hell shattering proportions.
The foul demons wanted but one thing....not a soul, as Pruitt's had been long pledged to the Dark One. Nay, but simply a question....one that was unspoken but immediately understood to be directly from Lucifer himself.
On the parchment of human skins, in runes of blood and fire....
"what was it ike to work with Saban?"
In exchange for this unspeakable answer to that unutterable question, Pruitt was imbued with all the voluminous writings, every esoteric scrawl of every madman, that found himself foreever lost to God and sanity, every scourge that, bidden by a cacophony of gibbering demons, dared to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight. The libraries of every mystery cult, however obscure, every godless ritual and black spell, this timeless catalog of arcane alchemical knowledge, was granted to pruitt. And that ball thing from the Phantasm movie. He got that too.
Before long, the incantation of the age old formulae for conjuring homoculi was put into use. This explains Dariel from the finebaum show.
This was all done while Richt lay well beyond the walls of sleep, dark magic weaving its spell. The judgement was thusly....as the last "good man" in his profession (and state) he was hiherto banished, and forever forced to wear a goatee, all punishment beyond reason....but such is the price that good men pay...when they let evil into their lives.
Pray for us, volnation. Pray.
Good morning, Mr. Lovecraft.