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you in the face with a football while tailgating outside Neyland? I'm talking hard with a real football.

This happened before the Cal game a few years back to a friend of mine visiting from Boston. What are the odds? We took the ball and the dude got smart about it. Some girls broke it up and the Cal fans headed back to Berkley without their ball and a 0-1 record.

How would you and your friends handle this?
 
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VolGraduate said:
you in the face with a fyootball while tailgating outside Neyland? I'm talking hard with a real football.

This happened before the Cal game a few years back to a friend of mine visiting from Boston. What are the odds? We took the ball and the dude got smart about it. Some girls broke it up and the Cal fans headed back to Berkley without their ball and a 0-1 record.

How would you and your friends handle this?
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5 years ago, it would have gotten ugly. Today I throw the ball back,walk away and ask God for strength.
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Fight to the death. Im serious. Those dad blasted college kids and their goings on need to be learned a lesson.
 
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There's no room for tom foolery and other shenanigans at tailgate. None.
 
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VolGraduate said:
you in the face with a football while tailgating outside Neyland? I'm talking hard with a real football.

This happened before the Cal game a few years back to a friend of mine visiting from Boston. What are the odds? We took the ball and the dude got smart about it. Some girls broke it up and the Cal fans headed back to Berkley without their ball and a 0-1 record.

How would you and your friends handle this?
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Really? You have to ask this?
You kick their ass if they did it on purpose.
 
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if it was an accident, give it back. if they do it on purpose, punch him in his effing throat. you know i've got your back.
 
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Depending on my mood unwound either give it back by demand a six pack.

Or punt the **** out if it.
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The ball came close to hitting a couple of other people before that so it might as well have been on purpose. The guy who threw it was a dick about it and almost got his ass beat.

Why ruin a perfect day of booze, football and chicks in sundresses over some tree hugger from the west coast was the stance I took after talking some ****
 
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If they are from the Pacific Northwest, you should brandish a firearm at them. After you've made them apologize, pull out a Bible and a bottle of Jack Daniels, say a prayer while holding their hands, and then offer them some grits. Make sure your shoes are off. These people paid a lot of money to come see us.
 
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So this must be one of those ‘I’m a manly man too’ threads I’ve heard so much about….
 
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The thing is if they weren't graduates... they weren't real fans anyway. So you've already won.

To fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting.
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You should offer him the hand of forgiveness, but, in reality, when you go to shake his hand, stink palm him. It's a small price to pay for the smiting of one's enemies.
 
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If it was an accident and they acknowledged that I'd let it go. If intentional, I'd want to physically respond but I would seriously consider filing assault charges on the person especially if it hurt and I had a witness. They would live to regret it.
 
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Pop their ball with a machete and ask if they'd like me to re enact it with their skull playing the ball.
 
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