What did you do while Volnation was down last night?

#3

The Original Fade

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I tackled life’s hard hitting questions, like…..

Why do you park in a driveway, and drive on a parkway?

If I try to fail and succeed, which one did I actually do?

Why are lethal injections sterilized?

How do towels get dirty when you only use them when you’re clean?

What if my dog plays fetch with me because he thinks I like to throw it?
 
#14

VolPack22

Jessica Alba is my wife
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I just pounded back some beers until everything went dark. Woke up in a precarious situation and had to leave without causing a fuss. Told her I would call her with no intention of actually calling. Hopefully I won’t get a call in 9 months🤞
 
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WoodsmanVol

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#24
Approached wife and got same results as VN being down. Zilch
I know a solution to your problem. Pretend to call an old girlfriend within wife's hearing, Agree to meet her at a restaurant near Motel 6, Quality Inn, and Holiday Inn to catch up on old times. Nothing like a bit of competition.
 
#25

Buzzbait

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I know a solution to your problem. Pretend to call an old girlfriend within wife's hearing, Agree to meet her at a restaurant near Motel 6, Quality Inn, and Holiday Inn to catch up on old times. Nothing like a bit of competition.
Thanks , but no thanks. I am particularly fond of the skin on my head and prefer a functionally intact skeletal frame.
 

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