What did you do while Volnation was down last night?

[knox-townVOL]

I took back control of my life, got to know my kids, finally built my dream house, got my finances out of the gutter.

Of course now that VN is back up I’ve abandoned all that.

 

[wmcovol]

I’m only a 9-5 guy here

 

[The Original Fade]

I tackled life’s hard hitting questions, like…..

Why do you park in a driveway, and drive on a parkway?

If I try to fail and succeed, which one did I actually do?

Why are lethal injections sterilized?

How do towels get dirty when you only use them when you’re clean?

What if my dog plays fetch with me because he thinks I like to throw it?

 

[volroadwarrior]

Watched some of Freak's You Tube replays.

 

[Buzzbait]

Approached wife and got same results as VN being down. Zilch

 

[robby487]

Went turkey hunting.

 

[BigBadVol]

VolNation was down? I guess I have a life.

 

[JCHateSteve]

 

[Special Ed]

All my usual playmates were out of town, so I stayed home and...uh...played with myself.

 

[Buzzbait]

Went turkey hunting.

At 9:00 pm? I’ve heard of getting in your spot/blind before sunrise but ……………….

 

[VOLfrombama]

VolNation was down? I guess I have a life.

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[TheMagnificantOne]

Had sex😎

 

[VolPack22]

I took back control of my life, got to know my kids, finally built my dream house, got my finances out of the gutter.

Of course now that VN is back up I’ve abandoned all that.

You sound like Stan Smith 😂

 

[VolPack22]

I just pounded back some beers until everything went dark. Woke up in a precarious situation and had to leave without causing a fuss. Told her I would call her with no intention of actually calling. Hopefully I won’t get a call in 9 months🤞

 

[VolFaninFla]

All my usual playmates were out of town, so I stayed home and...uh...played with myself.

 

[Brave Volunteer]

Slept, I guess. I didn't even know it was down lol.

 

[BruisedOrange]

I put a down payment on an abandoned new house, and adopted some nice kids.

 

[VolFaninFla]

Had sex😎

With another person?😄

 

[GoodlettsvilleVol]

Talked to my imaginary friend Binky.

 

[TheMagnificantOne]

With another person?😄

😂🤣😅yes

 

[kyvol98]

Had sex😎

Alone time is always good.

 

[TennesseeTarheel]

I’m only a 9-5 guy here

Good deal. Don't let "The Man" hold you down, brother.

 

[orangebloodgmc]

Read the Bible. Watched my brother smoke dope.

 

[WoodsmanVol]

Approached wife and got same results as VN being down. Zilch

I know a solution to your problem. Pretend to call an old girlfriend within wife's hearing, Agree to meet her at a restaurant near Motel 6, Quality Inn, and Holiday Inn to catch up on old times. Nothing like a bit of competition.

 

[Buzzbait]

I know a solution to your problem. Pretend to call an old girlfriend within wife's hearing, Agree to meet her at a restaurant near Motel 6, Quality Inn, and Holiday Inn to catch up on old times. Nothing like a bit of competition.

Thanks , but no thanks. I am particularly fond of the skin on my head and prefer a functionally intact skeletal frame.