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I Farted During Sex And Pretended It Wasn't Me

And I thought I was vulgar... if you read the article, you'll understand. And given how she writes and speaks, it's odd she would say stuff like this...

It’s an issue about the perception of women and my perception of myself. Women are supposed to be picture-perfect porcelain dolls. We aren’t allowed to burp. We aren’t allowed to s***. And we ABSOLUTELY are NOT allowed to fart, especially not in the presence of a dude. I felt soooo unsexy. It kills the vibe, yo.

The lack of male influence kind of took its toll, and it turned us all into girly-girls, the kind who sneer at the woman who slurps her soup at the dinner table too loudly or who burps in public and laughs about it rather than saying “Excuse me.”

Based on the way she talks, I don't think she has to worry about people perceiving her as a girly-girl or proper, yo. With that being said, I'd hit it. The way she talks about f buddies though and lying directly to a guy's face in the middle of sex, it would probably best to play it safe. As Kenny Fisher from Can't Hardly Wait would say " I better double bag it. I don't know where that girl been".

And I don't what's more sad... the fact that someone actually wrote that article. The fact that I read the article. Or the fact I'm now commenting on the article. Not every day you find an article of someone talking about how they farted as they hopped on their f buddy's junk though. Also funny that she writes that her f buddy isn't a horrible person as if that's reason enough to have sex with someone on the reg lol. Reads like an Onion article.

He’s a great f*** buddy. He’s also not a horrible person, either, but I digress.

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[volinbham]

what did I just read

 

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what did I just read

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One of the weirdest things I've read. Well, one of the weirdest things I've read that's meant to be a serious(/joking) perspective anyways... you'd think it's satire. So I was pretty dumbfounded by what was happening ha.

 

[NEVolFan]

3-some... and she pulls it off.

 

[governmentmule]

damn I can't believe I read all that I need attention article all the way to the end,but the guy should have done her a favor and stopped the fart