Well, I guess we have to have an Awpheeshul Barner Game Thread, so here it is

[joevol33]

But for real guys, what was up with that last possession of the first half? I can’t let it go.

I think that last play was a great metaphor for his career at UT. Dude curled up like a baby, and dropped faster than Souce's pants at a male strip club. @Souce

 

[malinoisvol]

Lol

That's fast!

 

[82_VOL_83]

But for real guys, what was up with that last possession of the first half? I can’t let it go.

We have no effective 2 minute with pick 6 in there.

 

[82_VOL_83]

I think that last play was a great metaphor for his career at UT. Dude curled up like a baby, and dropped faster than Souce's pants at a male strip club. @Souce

@Souce you actually gonna take that?

 

[Souce]

@Souce you actually gonna take that?

@joevol33 really didn't write that post...he must have been hacked or something. I know without a doubt the real Joe has no idea what metaphor means!

 

[joevol33]

I'm starting to think my fever was guarantano related, and not virus related

 

[rocytop2624]

I think that last play was a great metaphor for his career at UT. Dude curled up like a baby, and dropped faster than Souce's pants at a male strip club. @Souce

Why did Souce not like this. @Souce

 

[rocytop2624]

I'm starting to think my fever was guarantano related, and not virus related

He makes you hot? Groce

 

[Weezer]

I think that last play was a great metaphor for his career at UT. Dude curled up like a baby, and dropped faster than Souce's pants at a male strip club. @Souce

So you've been to the strip club Souce dances at? Why were you at a male strip club?

 

[Weezer]

@joevol33 really didn't write that post...he must have been hacked or something. I know without a doubt the real Joe has no idea what metaphor means!

On the off chance he ever posts anything actually funny, I just figure his wife is looking over his shoulder telling him what to say.

 

[Weezer]

@Souce

Is Joe that guy that tries to get handsy when he tips you?

 

[theFallGuy]

I'm starting to think my fever was guarantano related, and not virus related

live look at Joe during game

 

[GordonC]

live look at Joe during game

or at the gym, or at work, or in the parking lot at Ingle's, or while fishing, etc.
HA
Edit: but not with the same intensity as when the GITMO Fever hits him

 

[theFallGuy]

or at the gym, or at work, or in the parking lot at Ingle's, or while fishing, etc.
HA
Edit: but not with the same intensity as when the GITMO Fever hits him

oh lawd!

 

[joevol33]

live look at Joe during game

That's me rubbing 2 sticks together to start a fire!

 

[joevol33]

@Souce

Is Joe that guy that tries to get handsy when he tips you?

Souce is in hiding

 

[Weezer]

Souce is in hiding

So yes, you do get handsy, which has led to Souce going into hiding. That's sexual harassment, Joe, and it's wrong.

 

[joevol33]

So yes, you do get handsy, which has led to Souce going into hiding. That's sexual harassment, Joe, and it's wrong.

He wishes

 

[Weezer]

He wishes

That's how sexual harassers think. You should be ashamed of yourself.