weirdness

[hmanvolfan]

I always set an alarm but I usually wake up 30 minutes before the set time.

Thank you.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I have hired a 20 year old human female Victoria's Secret model to wake me every morning with oral pleasure. I bought her an alarm clock to make sure she's not late.

 

[UTGnome]

I have hired a 20 year old human female Victoria's Secret model to wake me every morning with oral pleasure. I bought her an alarm clock to make sure she's not late.

Unfortunately, she wakes up on time and sends JM instead, amirite?

 

[Spartacavolus]

Guess when they handed out your human alarm clock they left out the sense of humor in the bundle. But they apparently included the "I'm one cool mofo" option.

damn straight. About time you put down the beer and figured something out

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Unfortunately, she wakes up on time and sends JM instead, amirite?

No, no, no.

 

[DD4ME]

is it weird that i hangout with all you weirdos?

no disrespect meant.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Yes, but we're used to you now anyway.

 

[DD4ME]

i need some of you ocd people to come clean up my work shop. i hate stopping to cleanup so my entire work bench is covered in stoof.

 

[VIF]

i need some of you ocd people to come clean up my work shop. i hate stopping to cleanup so my entire work bench is covered in stoof.

Sorry, first rule of being OCD is don't touch other people stoof. You are prolly covered in bacteria and such so all your stoof would be too.:sick::sick::sick::sick:

 

[UTGnome]

Sorry, first rule of being OCD is don't touch other people stoof. You are prolly covered in bacteria and such so all your stoof would be too.:sick::sick::sick::sick:

This

 

[hmanvolfan]

damn straight. About time you put down the beer and figured something out

Bout time you quit being a sheethead.

 

[DD4ME]

Sorry, first rule of being OCD is don't touch other people stoof. You are prolly covered in bacteria and such so all your stoof would be too.:sick::sick::sick::sick:

My car stoof is covered in gear oil and greasy prints. My wood stoof is covered in sawdust.

I'll mail you guys some.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

DD - you should get this guy to help.

 

[LittleCat]

That's so awesome