Weird but true category:

[gsvol]

In Knoxville (of all places) police received a 911 cal from a man who was stuck 45 feet down a ventilator shaft at the Knoxville museum of art, when set free he informed them he was an agent of an secret organization known as the "International Illuminati" and had been assigned the mission of defusing a bomb in the museum that was located inside a 'blue cow' sculpture, police have taken the man into custody but so far have not located the blue cow.

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

Sounds like a Krishna disciple.

 

[rwemyss]

Sounds like a Krishna disciple.

Sounds like he's seen the Tomb Raider movies too many times... maybe with a little Mission Impossible thrown in.

 

[g8terh8ter_eric]

In Knoxville (of all places) police received a 911 cal from a man who was stuck 45 feet down a ventilator shaft at the Knoxville museum of art, when set free he informed them he was an agent of an secret organization known as the "International Illuminati" and had been assigned the mission of defusing a bomb in the museum that was located inside a 'blue cow' sculpture, police have taken the man into custody but so far have not located the blue cow.

I knew they had good drugs in Knoxville, but what we he on??

 

[kev20]

I knew they had good drugs in Knoxville, but what we he on??

Come again?

 

[JAllen18]

Not Suprising. People are crazy here.

 

[kev20]

some very interesting stuff. take a look at the Bohemian Grove section and watch the documentary if you have the time.

 

[gsvol]

some very interesting stuff. take a look at the Bohemian Grove section and watch the documentary if you have the time.

Screw the Bohemian grove, I used to have a friend who lived on the left bank in Paris, you had to make six or seven left turns to get to his place, I used to get dizzy and lose count and stop in a tavern and call him and he'd always say; "I'll be right over."